I just remembered that I could write about everything and everyone in different fandoms of formats and animations
Lee Hoyeol Was Low On Money (split au) x IWMAAMGA (I Was Mistaken As a Monstrous Genius Actor)
Woo-Jin was the one who offered Lee Hoyeol the temp job because he was also low on money.
Yes, Woo-Jin did trick Lee Hoyeol into being a photo model. Yes, he did get an 5% extension pay for being near him.
The point is, it was hilarious watching Lee Hoyeol struggle through conversations and awkwardly try to get into costume.
Then it got weird when people started talking to Woo-Jin instead of Lee Hoyeol and tried to get him to sign a bunch of shady contracts.
Even weirder when he found out that he was apparently Lee Hoyeol's manager.
So they quit the model agency and became ballroom dancers.
Since Lee Hoyeol has a more slender body than Woo-Jin, he played the part of the woman. Only to quit that too and, separately, move on with their lives.
Until
It came to bite them in the ass in the future.
Kumoko becomes Iruma's Mom x Kpdh
In the 21st century, through shananagangs, Baby Saja literally bumps/falls onto Kumoko, who is waiting outside of a store.
Looking at the boy who just bumped into her, she holds him up to the sky to check for injuries. The rest of the Saja Boys are holding back their laughter as Baby is being held up like Simba.
Kumoko then puts down the boy and waves goodbye before going back to waiting.
Turning around, Baby begins to advance to Romance (he's the one who threw him) to throttle him, while the rest of the Saja Boys start laughing out loud.
Weeks later, the Saja Boys debuted, and Baby runs into Kumoko literaly.
"Oh," looking up, Baby realises it's the same woman he bumped into a few weeks ago, "aren't you the same young man that bumped into me a few weeks ago?"
Wearing the same white dress and sun hat that she had worn weeks ago, Kumoko recognised the boy who had just bumped into her.
Embarrassed, Baby offered to pay for her lunch as an apology.
"So," Romance said, "you went on a date?"
"It wasn't a date!" Baby exclaimed.
"Sounds like a date to me," Jinu interjected.
"Like you would know."
Flexing in front of the mirror, Abby asks, "So when's the wedding?"
Throwing his hands up, Baby storms out of the room.
In the corner holding the choreography sheet, Mystery genuinely asks, "Can we go back to training now?"
A few days later, the Saja boys decided to take a break and go out for lunch, where they saw Kumoko waiting in front of a store again.
Nudging Baby, Abby whispers to him, "Look, your fiancée is waiting for you."
Pushing Abby off him, he straightens out his clothes and goes up to talk to her because he is a gentleman.
Looking at each other, they decided to follow Baby and embarrass him.
Noticing him, Kumoko gives Baby a small wave.
"Oh, hi, Baby," then points behind him, "are those your friends?"
Baby whipped around and began frantically waving his arms at them to go away.
Throwing his arm around Baby's shoulder, Abby introduces himself, “The name's Abby, and you must be the gorgeous-"
Baby cuts off Abby by gut-punching him.
Romance reaches his hand out to Kumoko, "I'm Romance, and you must be the beautiful-"
Baby throat punches Romance, making him cough violently, and holds his throat.
Jinu, while trying to hold Baby back, introduces himself and Mystery.
"Hi, I'm Jinu, the leader, and the one staring at the cheesecake display is Mystery."
"Nice to meet you, but," Kumoko points at Romance on the floor, still clutching his throat, while Abby and Baby are wrestling next to him, "do they need help?"
Jinu brushes her off, "No, this is just a normal Tuesday." Then he inquires, "You seem to be waiting for someone. Is it perhaps Baby?"
At that, Baby and Abby stop wrestling and look at her.
Kumoko shakes her head before answering, "No, actually, I'm waiting for my-"
"Mommy!!!"
A nine-year-old, Iruma, comes running up to her and hugs her legs.
"Mommy, I had so much and won a loooooot of prizes, but then we had to leave because Wrath kept biting people's butt!!"
Kumoko bends down to pet Iruma on his head, "Iruma, where are Merazophis and the others?"
Iruma looks around, confused, "They were behind Iruma."
Kumoko sighs at Iruma before looking out to the distance.
And a frazzled Merazophis holding a baby Sophia in one arm and Wrath's child leash in the other, running towards them.
"Young Master Iruma, please don't run off! The Madam will have my head when she finds out!!"
Kumoko waves her hand at him, making him stop immediately.
Merazophis gulps nervously, "Madam."
Kumoko sighs at him disappointedly.
“Merazophis, how many times have I told you that if you feel overwhelmed watching the children, you can simply tell me? I can help look after them too.”
"But Madam," he protested weakly, it's my job to look after them."
Kumoko waves her finger at him.
"No, no. Your mental health is also important, Merazophis."
Merazophis lowers his head in shame, "Yes, Madam."
As if suddenly remembering the awkwardly silent group standing nearby, Kumoko smiled and gestured between them.
“Children,” she said, motioning toward the Saja Boys, “these are Mommy’s new friends.”
Then she gestured toward the children.
“Saja Boys, these are my children.”
The Saja Boys slowly turned to stare at Baby with expressions caught somewhere between pity and absolute delight.
A heavy silence settled over the group.
Only for the awkward silence to be cut by Mystery genuinely saying, "I didn't know Baby's type was Mom's."
