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[ickiyurimum]

fuck your blog is hot

Thank youuuu! I really like your blog too. :3

[ickiyurimum]

Sorry if that's a weird ask but how does one accumulate such a high body count? I'm half curious half jealous cause I've yet to have a positive sexual experience irl and attempts at finding nearby queer people who are dtf and find me fuckable have been a sisyphean task so far

I’ve actually been asked this before! I hope the advice is helpful! Previous ask: My advice on how to fuck 100+ people like I have

I’ve added to my spreadsheet off and on through the years. I added the most when I was 32-34 years old (52 people). My spreadsheet grew much more slowly after my first kid was born. I stopped adding to it completely for 5 1/2 years once the pandemic started.

I started dating again 9 months ago and have had sex with several people during that time (all at least 20 years younger than me). A couple of them I met through tumblr. :3

[ickiyurimum]

I just stood up to go pee and I almost fell over

Aw sweetie, you need to be more careful. Maybe you had too much of whatever you took. Once you’re done peeing, why don’t you just go lay down in bed. We should take off your clothes first. You look like you’re hot, and you’ll be more comfortable in bed. Mom will cuddle you, and you can fall asleep. I’ll take really good care of you while you’re sleeping. <3

[ickiyurimum]

Ur blog really is making me want mommy to take my little virginity, ill be a good girl taking your dick I promise

Aww I'd love to help you with this sweetheart. I'd get you good and worked up first, making out, caressing you, whispering in your ear how hot you are. I'd feel between your legs and tease you about how wet you're getting for Mommy.

I'd start you out with my fingers first, in case Mommy's cock is too much for you at first. One, you’re so wet girl. Two, I can feel you clenching down on me, feeling good? Three, almost ready for Mommy, we’ll do this for a while as I kiss you and bite you.

When I can tell you’re good and ready, I’ll get you close to cumming and pull my fingers out, sliding my cock deep into you, my chest on your chest, my lips on your lips. Does that feel good baby?

You’re doing so good at taking it my sweet girl. Do you like being Mommy’s little slut? Ohh I felt that, do you like it when I call you that? Who knew my girl was so dirty?

Would you like this darling girl, does this sound like a good first time? 💋

[ickiyurimum]

mommy, do you like my panties?

Oh my, yes what cute panties you have sweetie. Also your ass, thighs, and your belly are divine. All of you is so beautiful. ❤️

I just want to give you a squeeze, in a motherly way, definitely not in a perverted feeling-you-up way. And uh my mouth will definitely not touch your skin anywhere… ❤️❤️❤️

[ickiyurimum]

I really want mommy to take me clothes shopping and insist on being in the changing room and helping me

Oh of course mummy would help out in the changing room. Sometimes clothes are tight, and you need someone's help to pull them off and fuck you. It's also nice to have your mum help you figure out what fits inside your body. It can also be really difficult finding a lingerie set without the help of someone else, but luckily mum can help with that too after completely filling you and ruining the underwear you had on.

[ickiyurimum]

i wish there were more cougars in my area,,,, turned 18 this year and I've had so many people say I'm too young for them and they're like. 25

💔💔💔

Awww that's so sad. There has to be a cougar somewhere.

I would definitely flirt with an 18 year old if I knew they were interested, but much less likely if I wasn't sure so as not to come off as creepy.

I don't know if it's an option, but maybe if you wear a hat like this, they'll just come up to you? Or a pin or something less obvious if you want.

Good luck finding one! ❤️

[ickiyurimum]

bored so, g’mornin miss

Hello, I hope you are having a good day. Mine has been rather eventful, both at home and here. For some reason 18 year olds have been messaging me lately. Maybe it's because of this post. hehe :3