#iym.asks

[ickiyurimum]

Hi auntie I'm sorry for the mess i did last night. I came to your room to cuddle you for a bit because I got very needy. You must have had a wet dream, because your panties were wet, when i pulled back the sheets to get in bed it with you.

You looked so pretty and peaceful I couldn't help myself, i had to lick you through your panties. I thought you'd wake up at some point but your cock just started getting hard. I kept on licking and sucking through the fabric until i couldn't hold myself anymore and started rubbing my pussy on your bulge making an even bigger mess. I'm really sorry for covering you with my slick and ruining your underwear. You made a sleepy groan while i was on top of you like that and I got so embarrassed realizing what I've done. I didn't want you to see me like this so I left.

Also I'm a little worried that mommy may have seen me leaving your room, so maybe we can make something up? Or maybe I'm being paranoid and don't need to think of a reason why I've visited you? I'm just worried that she may have heard me doing something inside :'(

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I was wondering what that mess was about. It seemed like way more than usual with a wet dream. Next time darling, you can push my panties to the side and just ride me. I’d love to wake up buried inside you, your sweaty panting face above mine. And that way everything will end up inside you like usual. 🥵

I’ll message your mom with something plausible. You know how close I am with her; she’ll believe whatever I tell her. So don’t worry about a thing sweetie, I’ll take care of it. ❤️

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[ickiyurimum]

fuck your blog is hot

Thank youuuu! I really like your blog too. :3

[ickiyurimum]

I’m doing my best to catch up on asks. I started with 62 in my inbox, currently down to 47.

[ickiyurimum]

I think you’ve helped me develop a fauxcest kink 😵‍💫

Excellent! I love corrupting helping people learn more about their interests. ❤️

[ickiyurimum]

Sorry if that's a weird ask but how does one accumulate such a high body count? I'm half curious half jealous cause I've yet to have a positive sexual experience irl and attempts at finding nearby queer people who are dtf and find me fuckable have been a sisyphean task so far

I’ve actually been asked this before! I hope the advice is helpful! Previous ask: My advice on how to fuck 100+ people like I have

I’ve added to my spreadsheet off and on through the years. I added the most when I was 32-34 years old (52 people). My spreadsheet grew much more slowly after my first kid was born. I stopped adding to it completely for 5 1/2 years once the pandemic started.

I started dating again 9 months ago and have had sex with several people during that time (all at least 20 years younger than me). A couple of them I met through tumblr. :3

[ickiyurimum]

I wanna be your little girl that sits in your lap innocently unaware of what you want I want kisses all over my cheeks -🐑

Aw sweetie, you could definitely sit in my lap where I will cover your face in kisses. Don’t worry what my hands are doing or about my tongue in your mouth, it’s totally normal and ok when Mommy’s the one doing it. 💋

[ickiyurimum]

youre older than my mom btw!!! i just thought you should know >.< what if im like, totally vulnerable rn! what if my real mom is awful? what if i just need someone to teach me how to be a good mother to a daughter of my own? what tips do you have for me as a kiddo that somehow ended up with a daughter?

Haha yeah I’m old enough to be a grandma if I had my kids at a younger age. (Hot right?) If I’m older than your mom, your daughter must still be pretty young. Parenting isn’t super simple, but I’ll list out a few things I go by and what I’ve learned.

Don’t lie to children. This is probably me being autistic, but how can they trust a mom that lies to them

Talk to them like they’re small adults-in-training. That’s what they are. This doesn’t mean they need all the information, but start basic when answering questions and give more information if asked.

Don’t baby talk (maybe this is me, but it drives me crazy when people do this to kids). Use big words sometimes. This helps build vocabulary.

Consent is important, and can be revoked. We always ask our kids if we can hug them, kiss their head, etc. If a relative goes to hug or kiss them, we stop them and ask them to get consent first. This helps them learn it’s acceptable and safe to say no. This skill is definitely important later on in life.

Give them comfort and affection if it’s what they want/need. Some kids want space if they fall. This is consent again.

They don’t remember everything that happens to them when they’re very small, but bad memories are more likely to stick around. And even if they don’t remember events, their relationship with you and others is built upon what has happened before.

Tell them you love them. This love needs to be unconditional, no matter what happens or what they tell you. Help them feel safe telling you about things that have happened to them.

I believe in natural consequences, not punishment. One example is if they hit someone, obviously stop them, but talk with them about consent and potential social ramifications to something like this. The natural consequence is they might lose friends. No need to add an artificial punishment.

Rewards are good though. It feels nice and encourages behavior. Sticker charts or one-off rewards, whatever works for you.

I try not to say I’m proud of my kids. If they have an accomplishment, I might talk with them about how great the accomplishment is, how hard they worked, and how proud they must be of themself. But saying you’re proud of them can be interpreted as conditional love.

This list has gotten kind of big. But these are some of the foundations I use as a parent. I hope they’re helpful!

[ickiyurimum]

Mommy, im mad cause I’m horny and im not good at touching myself and I have no one to touch me

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Of course you don’t know how to touch yourself yet, princess. You’re still too little to really know how. Don’t worry, Mommy can help teach you. There’s something you can help Mommy with too. 🥰