It's the season of thanks and love ✨🎅✨! So allow me, most kind and benevolent Izaya Orihara, give thanks to those dear to my heart ✨🙏✨
To my beautiful losers Shinra and Celty! ✨💌✨ WOW you two are little dorks! But you're my little dorks and I'm so happy to support and take care of you both! To be your foundation! For our love fueled not-romance but almost and also mostly! A connection only WE seem to understand for some reason unbeknownst to me!
For Namie! ✨💌✨ My best friend, my enemy! Planting seeds in the ground only I get to see! Your mind is so bright and I truly do find a sort of admiration in that! (Not lying! Promise! ✨🤞✨) Even if you love my wife a weird amount ✨🤨✨ (why is that! Everyone loves my wife so much! I mean yes I do but my love is different, you see!) You're the perfect yes and-er and I adore that about you! My life would be terribly boring without you!
To Anri who hates me but is also newly enamored with me because I buy you presents and am BASICALLY a half-father to you! ✨💌✨ You're welcome ✨✨😌✨✨ So our past wasn't great and you wanted me dead! Look how far we've come! I'm so proud of you! Of us!
To the Other Anri, and a Mikodo I know a smidge by happenstance! ✨💌✨ Can you believe we've known each other for so long?! You've both been great company to my wife, and my husband too! Even if he's weird and a bit aplatonic, making his interactions... A bit lopsided ✨😆✨! Thank you both for being kind to them! They're my precious little guys after all!!
Aaaand none for Shizuo Heiwajima, bye! ✨ [ ] ✨
Izaya Orihara! Durarara!!
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