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[kreslas]

[text} Guess who's back. [text} Back again. [text} Seokjin's back [text}To make your life a living hell. [text} :D

          Her phone was buzzing on her work table multiple times from the incoming texts. Rubbing her temples at the noise, she later reaches for her phone to read the messages and sees that her housemate, Seokjin, sent several texts. Her nose scrunched up at the messages as she released a sigh before texting him back. 

〈 ✉ ⇢ seokjin. 〉 

     ..... Why. Why must you do this to me?      Oh my god. I see you everyday, s t o p.      But, please. My life is already a living hell.

[kreslas]

[text] wow AOKAY good luck finding a new roommate

[ msg: seokjin. ] But-- I don't need a roommate. I'm perfectly fine livin' alone, y'know?

[ msg: seokjin. ] Kidding. Don't move though!

[kreslas]

[text] well you don't remember me being an ex either

[ msg: seokjin. ] I don't remember anything. who u.

[kreslas]

[text] girlfriend

[ msg: seokjin. ] I don't remember getting a boyfriend named Seokjin. Hm.

[kreslas]

[text] who are you and why do you have dick's phone [text] dick [text] duck [text] bye

[ msg: seokjin. ] dick...... d i c k.

[ msg: seokjin. ] duck...

[kreslas]

[text] well it doesn't matter, I'm waiting at that one pasta place

[ msg: seokjin. ] Okay, okay. Fine. I'll be at 'that one pasta place' in ten or so minutes.

[kreslas]

[text] so wanna grab dinner with your ex?

[ msg: seokjin. ] It's not even dinner time yet, 바보.

[ msg: seokjin. ] Are you really going to continue addressing yourself as my ex?

[kreslas]

Mwah, blab, pastime

I must confess in threes. [ x ]

Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.

     Une. No one.

Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.

     Une. The fact that it's taking a long time to forget him.

     Deux. That I'm not who you think I am.

     Trois. I don't have much secrets, I'm a rather open person.

Pastime: Three hobbies I have.

     Une. Tennis.

     Deux. Jogging in the morning.

     Trois. Reading.