#j985

[spinster2004]

my girlfriend just got actually genuinely really sad that inviting jerma over for dinner isn't a realistic endeavor, and he won't ever try her carbonara. she wants him to "meet her family and make mixed cocktails" with her because she thinks they'd be great buddies. and then i asked how old jerma is and she broke down even more and now shes imagining all of this but she's also 40

[fagweave]

Interview With A Vampire with Jerma as Lestat except they ask him to just react naturally, and it's still completely passable.

[transgenders]

they call this the 'Jerm special '