Sick scheme from Dirt's battle with Jack Shitt that Poison Pen is never going to release

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Sick scheme from Dirt's battle with Jack Shitt that Poison Pen is never going to release
Jack Shitt vs. Kid Twist: Loved this one
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This Saturday in St. Catharines!!
Hail Satan Clothing Presents: Saturday, January 14th @ 26 LE STACK vs. MARK DANGER "Local experimental hip-hop artist Le Stack faces off against St. Catharines' Christian-rap sensation Mark Danger!" Hosted by Jives-Time; Judged by Jack Shitt, Pro-Deuce, and Smile Case with performances from: JACK SHITT - myspace.com/jackshitt ECLIPSE 7777 - myspace.com/eclipse7777 AWESOME SAUCE - awesome-sauce.bandcamp.com MARK DANGER - markdanger.bandcamp.com 7pm, $5 advance or $7 at the door
Hail Satan Clothing Presents: Saturday, January 14th @ 26 Walnut (St. Catharines, ON) LE STACK vs. MARK DANGER "Local experimental hip-hop artist Le Stack against St. Catharines' Christian-rap sensation Mark Danger!" Hosted by Jives-Time; Judged by Jack Shitt, Pro-Deuce, and Smile Case with performances from: JACK SHITT - myspace.com/jackshitt ECLIPSE 7777 - myspace.com/eclipse7777 AWESOME SAUCE - awesome-sauce.bandcamp.com MARK DANGER - markdanger.bandcamp.com 7pm, $5 advance or $7 at the door Sponsored by Hail Satan Clothing: facebook.com/HailSatanClothing Flyer design by: luke@sintheticproductions. com This event will be filmed by Last Frame Pictures: lastframepictures.com
Pretty sweet KOTD battle, Jack Shitt vs. Miracle. First couple rounds were pretty close, but overall I think my man Jack Shitt smashed this kid. Miracle started alright but slowly fell off and lost momentum, Jack was consistent and witty:
"I bet you're some kind of an expert, when it comes to providing a lecture / In the final semester, about vaginas that are too tiny to measure" -Miracle
"Buddy you're in a for a long night, my flow's frigid as Klondike / He's finished, I'll put Mark in the morgue--Miracle on ice" -Jack Shitt
"So if you're my sickest opponent, I'm the medicinal dosage / Because battling me is like swimming with ribs that are broken in a river that's frozen" -Miracle
"I stole his wheels and his chick, got road head, fucked up my steering and shit / 'Til I sprayed man-made mayonnaise all over Miracle's whip / She made him clean the interior, 'cause Miracle's whipped / So I appear and whip his ass with the left and rights like a stereo mix" -Jack Shitt
"I guess the point that I'm trying to make is when it comes to constructing bars you can bet that he's hardly I threat / I mean how the fuck can he be the King of the Dot when a Jack's the lowest face card in the deck?" -Miracle
"His obsession with Eminem is pushing borderline sicko / He even bleached his hair once, ended up looking sorta like Sisqo" -Jack Shitt
"I'm serious bro, you've hit a plateau, let your experience show / It's clear that he won't evolve on his own, so I'm 'a shit on him, now Miracle grow" -Jack Shitt
KOTD: Hollohan vs. Jack Shitt
KOTD: Jack Shitt vs. OZ