#jack's jokes

[sinandsinatra-blog]

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

[hikingofthenoldor]

me: *sorting sketching papers*

my brother: *enters the room*

me: Hej... look here. and there. look what I drew.

my brother: ... hm.

me: Sorry, I got some stupid problems.

my brother: Yeah, definitely. *watches me sorting the paper*

me: Do you know why?

my brother: You're weird.

me: Nope, I've got a little brother.

my brother: Hmph... *leaves the room*

me: Bye!