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Jack • adult • German • Currently on my second university playthrough multiclassing as an archeologist/historian

[deutsche-bahn]

Hab' mir für ein Larp an diesem Wochenende einen "Heraldischen Hauswappenerfassungsbogen" entworfen, der übersetzt einfach nur ein total bescheuertes Formular zur Berechnung einer erfundenen Wappensteuer ist, mit der ich dann bei den Spielern aus Ritterbund und Adeligenlager hausieren gehen werde.

"Wie viele Farben hat ihr Wappen? Mehr als zwei? Sorry, das ist mit einer Sondersteuer belegt. Ach, und euer Wappentier ist ein Fabelwesen? Da müssen wir natürlich einen Aufpreis berechnen"

Aus irgend'nem Grund lieben Larper es nämlich, wenn man sie sehr offensichtlich über den Tisch zieht. Zumindest spielen sie meistens überschwänglich und mit voller Begeisterung mit, auf so überzogene Art dass es zu einer Monty Python Szene wird. Wenn wir alle so enthusiastisch wären sobald es um echten Papierkram geht wären Behördengänge nur halb so anstrengend.

Vielleicht sollten Behördenmitarbeiter für ein bisschen spice und amtliche Extravaganz wieder eingekleidet werden wie mittelalterliche Herolde. Hätte keinen praktischen Nutzen but imagine the fits

[deutsche-bahn]

Bitte schön, das Erfassungsformular

Die Steuer, die hiermit berechnet wurde, war vollkommene Willkür. Just sort of saying numbers that felt right

Zur nächsten Veranstaltung würde ich aber gerne einen komplizierten Aufklärungsbogen zur Berechnung der Steuer mitnehmen, auf dem dann je nach Kategorie nicht nur Geld, sondern auch Nutztiere oder erstgeborene Kinder einbezogen werden. Das macht dann 15 Kupfermünzen, 3 Hühner und das Glas Marmelade da hinten. Anordnung von ganz oben.

[hikingofthenoldor]

Gotta do my Latin homework on the train because I needed to distract myself with repotting some plants yesterday. Damn.

If all goes well I can pick up Dima at the vet this evening.

[maryfitzroy]

What Movement Would You Have Joined in Early Modern Europe? A Typology Quiz — theodramatist

A typology quiz for the years 1500 to 1789. Thirty-four questions, thirty-four types—humanist, Puritan, philosophe, magus, salonnière, merce

babe wake up new quiz dropped

[proship-confessional]

"this ship is problematic" "this ship is sexist" "this ship is bigoted" "this-"

Get the fuck out of the internet and get real problems

!!!!

[shrewreadings]

an example of these real problems could include:

that ship is on the wrong side of the strait of Hormuz.

that ship is unpowered and drifting towards a bridge.

that ship is blocking the Suez Canal.

that ship is docked, rusting, and causing a spike in tetanus infections in the downtown area.

ALL of these are ship problems that happen in real life.

And yes, the NS Savannah could be considered a problematic ship (it was nuclear powered. And built in the 1950s).

Fictional relationships can be EASILY addressed by closing a tab, a book, turning off your viewing mechanism, or hitting the back button.

[grumpyfaceurn]

@todays-problematic-ship

[hikingofthenoldor]

I feel some intense stress reaction creeping up on me. Not sure what it will be. But I can feel it coming . Unfortunately I really don't know what to do to make it go away. I can just endure.

[hikingofthenoldor]

I wish I had tomorrow off and I wish I could cry. And I wish I had at least time to visit Dima at the vet tomorrow. He has to stay there at least until Wednesday. His kidneys might be inflamed and he needs a transfusion to clean his little body. And I am so worried. And he is all alone at the vet. I wanna hold him. And I wanna cry otherwise I may explode. I am so exhausted.

And Feli seems mildly confused about being suddenly all alone.

[clouds-of-wings]

You listen to 5 tones, then recreate them. How good is your ear?

A sound memory game on Dialed. 5 tones, recreate them from memory. Free, no signup. Play at dialed.gg/sound.

Remember that game a few weeks ago where you had to memorize a colour and then pick it out? This is that, but with tones. High vs low.

[clouds-of-wings]

Apparently the game I linked here originally was a clone of the original that ended up including questionable ads once it got popular, so here's the real version!

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[neververy4]

[socialmaya]

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

[sylestial]

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

[tayefeth]

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

[antique-scarecrow]

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

[downtroddendeity]

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

[antiterfbutch]

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

[hikingofthenoldor]

I feel some intense stress reaction creeping up on me. Not sure what it will be. But I can feel it coming . Unfortunately I really don't know what to do to make it go away. I can just endure.

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

[willgrahamscock]

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

[recherchen-und-archiv]

Das sind ja fast schon Dialoge von erotischer Obszönität ich werde ja ganz rot,,,,,

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[gweywarden]

stupid divorce gays

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

[hikingofthenoldor]

Dima keeps refusing food and losing weight. My attempts to get any food into him at all have resulted in him having the shits because he has so many food intolerances. He looks so thin and he doesn't come up to cuddle and he's not climbing as much as usual. Otherwise he fortunately still seems alert and curious.

We are now waiting for the result of his blood test. Not sure what to hope for... Hopefully there's nothing seriously wrong with him. But also... Hopefully the vet can find out what is going on with him.