#jackassery

[gorgon-heap]

taking advantage of the free blaze to show off my beautiful and normal looking cat

[jackass-noir]

i have a very good evrart claire impression

[koalastick]

some people play dnd because they enjoy playing dnd.

some people play dnd because they like sitting around a table and jackassing around for four hours.

[namesisfortombstones]

Mike Dougherty chortling when Sally Hawkins is murdered in the audio commentary for Godzilla: King of the Monsters is one of the most throw-the-TV-out-the-window moments I’ve had in recent history. I legitimately wanted to kick his ass listening to that horseshit.

And then adding he considered ADR-ing her SCREAMING as she was devoured by Ghidorah? This guy can go to hell. This is not how you properly tell stories, treat characters, or audiences.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Houston Post, Texas, September 16, 1919

[5thinvictus]

Stan Lee’s Lucky Man

[jollygreenjackass]

people get pissed that Zelda's portrayed as this fuckin damsel in distress and they're like "TROPES ARE DUMB NINTENDO IS SEXIST"

and i’m like... have you... actually... played a Zelda game???

when has Zelda EVER ACTUALLY been kidnapped by Ganon PAST THE FIRST GAME?

in Zelda 2 and I think Minish Cap she was in a cursed sleep

In ALttP she was hiding and I believe later sealed away in another world for a while

In OoT she was sneaking around as a ninja trying to help you

In Four Swords Adventures and A Link Between Worlds she was sealed away

in Wind Waker she's a pirate who travels with you

In Twilight Princess she LITERALLY HELPS YOU KILL GANON AND PARTICIPATES IN THE FIGHT

in Spirit Tracks she's DEAD (AND RETURNS FROM THE DEAD AS A GHOST TO HELP YOU ANYWAY.)

in Skyward Sword she’s training to unlock her potential as the LITERAL GODDESS INCARNATE

in Breath of the Wild she spent her days studying to unlock her power and then spent a hundred years using it to keep her kingdom safe while all her friends and family FUCKING DIED ALL AROUND HER

she's sealed away and put to sleep so many times because she NEEDS to be disabled

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE NOT EVEN DEATH CAN STOP ZELDA FROM KICKING YOUR FUCKING ASS

ZELDA CRIED IN BOTW BECAUSE SHE FAILED TO STOP GANON AND LITERALLY ALLOWED A GENOCIDE TO HAPPEN SHE’S NOT CRYING BECAUSE “WAH I’M SCARED I NEED A MAN TO PROTECT ME” SHE’S CRYING BECAUSE SHE WAS TOLD HER ENTIRE LIFE IT WAS HER DUTY TO STOP THE LITERAL END OF THE WORLD. AND SHE FAILED.

SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR DAMSEL ACCUSATIONS AND GLUE THEM TO ZELDA'S FOOT

SO THEY GET SHOVED UP YOUR ASS WHEN ZELDA KICKS IT

[gorgon-heap]

shadow the hedgehog transgender allegory