Jun 1, 2020
Jackie Connerty in 5.05 Contract
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Jackie Connerty in 5.05 Contract
So, baby brother--- haven’t seen you in years. 'Cause you don't come to Ma's for Christmas anymore. Yeah, I don't like her ham---
#brothers
#i got you bro
It’s a pass.
Yeah, but I did go to Cape Cod once.
Jackie Connerty in 4.11 Lamster
niche billions take: connerty’s safecracking brother jackie would be more interesting as a woman, especially if the relationship with sacker stayed the same. see: this interaction from 5x05 contract, after jackie has stolen a ring on chuck & sacker’s orders.
JACKIE: Good news. SACKER: Bad news. You’re not finished. Chuck wants it placed. JACKIE: We never discussed that. SACKER: You’ll do it as payback for setting him up to get punched. JACKIE: Ah. SACKER: Yeah. You like that your little scheme worked. Don’t you? You got Chuck a busted-up face. JACKIE: I do at that. SACKER: Hmm. Well. I guess your brother deserved the chance to crack him one. JACKIE: You’re complicated. Smart. SACKER: You don’t know the half of it. JACKIE: I want to, though. I want to know the whole thing. SACKER: Is it always like this after the heist? JACKIE: The rush. Why do you think I do it? SACKER: I dunno. The girls? JACKIE: I don’t like girls. I go for smart, complicated women.
and then sacker leads jackie into her bedroom and they (presumably) have sex. as written: boring, lifeless, painfully heterosexual. if jackie were a woman and the two instances of “girls” were replaced with “boys” but everything else was the same: brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular