[Standing on your beach bro what are you going to do about it]
Vaas doesn’t expect to see Jack today, since last he’d heard,the guy had some sort of busy meeting today, so of course, when he noticesJack standing at the shore, he comes nearly hopping over like a puppy. Thingis, Jack would have let him know beforehand if there’d been a change of plans,annnnnnd Jack did not stand or stare at him like that. Everything about him isoff and leaves Vaas confused. No, there is no way this is the same fucker heknows. He’s already pulling his pistol out, and oh yeah, the safety is off. There’ssome crazy shit up wherever Jack is from, so Vaas wouldn’t be surprised atall if it’s some dickwad pretending to be Jack. Who wouldn’t want to be him?
❛ Hey, hello. You know, I would say Hi Jack, but you aren’t coming off to meas Jack. You look like him, but that is it. There are no other resemblances. Jesus, your eye contact is fucking weak. What the fuck is this, huh? Who areyou, amigo? If you say Jack, I will shoot your brains out all over this pretty,warm sand. ❜