[Standing on your beach bro what are you going to do about it]
Vaas doesnât expect to see Jack today, since last heâd heard,the guy had some sort of busy meeting today, so of course, when he noticesJack standing at the shore, he comes nearly hopping over like a puppy. Thingis, Jack would have let him know beforehand if thereâd been a change of plans,annnnnnd Jack did not stand or stare at him like that. Everything about him isoff and leaves Vaas confused. No, there is no way this is the same fucker heknows. Heâs already pulling his pistol out, and oh yeah, the safety is off. Thereâssome crazy shit up wherever Jack is from, so Vaas wouldnât be surprised atall if itâs some dickwad pretending to be Jack. Who wouldnât want to be him?
â Hey, hello. You know, I would say Hi Jack, but you arenât coming off to meas Jack. You look like him, but that is it. There are no other resemblances. Jesus, your eye contact is fucking weak. What the fuck is this, huh? Who areyou, amigo? If you say Jack, I will shoot your brains out all over this pretty,warm sand. â