#jacks rambles

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me: *has thousands of years to deal with gender shit*

also me the second i stop being immortal and get permanently put in a masc body: .... is women?

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btw dresdens a pillow princess

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imnrthvwf my head huerts >:C

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take THYA pcyhshopepdetildileirls hes mineeeeeeeeee ilovre him. he lovcse me!!1!"! yaaasssssyyyy im trired.

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hjes so... woiw

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PSA

If it has 4 legs and no wings it is a Lesser Drake

If it has 4 legs and wings it is a Greater Drake

If it has 2 legs and no wings it is a Lindwyrm

If it has 2 legs and wings it is a Wyvern

If it has no legs and no wings it is a Wyrm

If it has no legs and wings it is a Amphithere

If it has 4 legs, no wings and a long body it is a Lung Drake

That has been your PSA on how to identify different types of dragons

the amount of junior knights who don't know this will never cease to annoy me

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debated not posting this but here! dresdens adventures in painkillers (hes way more awake and not-high now lol. this was the only time he woke up while on them)

[an audio recording]

transcript under cut

Dresden: mm.

Alexis: looks like hes awake. hell be out of it for a while though.

Jackson: finally. as long as hes ok i dont care

Dresden: wheres my wife?

Alexis: your... wife?

Dresden: my wife!

Alexis: you dont... you arent married, dresden.

Dresden: no, my wife! hes.. hes... where is he?

Jackson: do.. do you mean me?

Dresden: wuh...? glowbug?

Jackson: uh.. yeah. im glowbug.

Dresden: yeah

Alexis: he... he thinks your his wife?

Dresden: my husband. love him. n sammy. baby. baby sammy.

Jackson: you... acorn we arent- we arent married yet.

Dresden: oh. why? i love you.

Jackson: we- uh... i- i love you too

Dresden: mm. wheres baby?

Alexis: uh.. baby?

Dresden: sam! my baby. hes tall. i love my baby

Jackson: uh, sammy isnt here yet. hes with his singer making sure hes okay.

Dresden: if the singer hurts baby sammy ill kill him. like the cow.

Jackson: the... cow?

Dresden: the cow!! he made sammy cry so i killed him. stupid hat.

Jackson: uh... yeah. g-good job dresden

Dresden: thank you. i love you. your so pretty. isnt my husban pretty?

Alexis: ... mhm!

Dresden: mhm... m tired.

Jackson: you sleep, dresden

Dresden: thanks. love you...

Jackson: i love you too

Alexis: so. wife, huh?

Jackson: shut up ms jo-

*recording ends*

[sir-bright]

Hi, I'm Sir Jackson Bright :3 people keep asking me questions through my bfs blog so i figured I'd make my own lol

He/They/She

LOVE OF MY LIFE + MY FIANCE :DDDD >>>>> @prof-d-oakland <3

MY BABY BOY >>>> @thelaststarstriker <3

MY BABIEST CHILD >>>> @startheoverseer

other people:

@stickyhandscowboy Harold the Herald (annoying lol /na)

@charlie-the-biomech Charlie (cool)

@beefyglowstick Clayton (?)

@rockandfire Jackie (lol we have the same name) (Sammy's bf)

@katha-angel Katha (Star's gf... i think)

@psychoperdelicth Psychoperdellitch (Dead lol) (lil bitch)

@eldrorrok Eldrorrok (creepy)

@fantorreli Torreli/Fantorel (chill)

@dilwynlives Dilwyn (a survivor from Eldrorroks attack)

@thenewreaper Alexis (Dresden's boss)

Tags:

Rbs: containment breaches

Posts: jacks rambles

Family: my boys <3

Other folk: yall

Asks: qaa

[OOC tags: ooc posts, popcross rp, MVT rp, rp blog]

[All interactions 'Jackson' has with folks is in character and not serious! all in character posts are lighthearted! /gen]