headcanons for chub egos bc Gosh Do I Love Chubby Egos
yan -- has trouble finding cute skirts and dresses to wear with her wide belly and hips, but manages!! shes such a cuddle bug, her senpai loves being caught up in her soft wide arms and feeling her nuzzle her chubby face against his neck and chest. will kill you if you say shes too big to be chasing after her senpai or wearing her favoritr school uniform. her favorite snack is anything super sweet like white chocolate or strawberry milkshakes!
ko//ts -- has trouble staying in his tree to watch over his subjects when he gains weight. has an adorable double chin and wide cheeks that look like a squirrel's. hes thankful his royal clothes fit his body still, even showing off his fuller thighs. loves munching on peanut butter cookies or fudge with nuts, so much so that he gets it all over his face!
dark -- extremely embarrassed by his belly and weight gain, especially when his suits grow tighter and he has to opt for button ups and slacks instead. but thanks to his fuller thighs he still has his slacks tear and rip from them rubbing together as he walks. still very intimidating to all the egos no matter how chubby he is. always seen snacking on m&ms or kisses, anything that isnt too big, when he's working away at ego meetings and such. only really eats to his hearts content when he's around wilford
wilford -- loves being chubby!! he has more of himself to love and more of him to cuddle!! will not hold back on changing his wardrobe just for his size; still wearing tight pastel outfits and pinks that show off his figure. always munching on sugary sweets like cupcakes, pies, and especially candy. can and will fuck you up if you say anything about how he looks.
jameson -- dresses more modestly when he gains weight, more so investing in more vests that close around his curvy figure rather than leaving them open. his cheeks always rosey red as he signs out and does his silent films, and laughs hard enough that all of him jiggles. allows his lover to lay atop him and use him as a warm fluffy pillow, just so long as he can cuddle them!! loves munching on mini pumpkin pies!!
chase -- gained weight due to the divorce, but hes okay with it!! has a fuller 'dad bod' look to him, his belly and pudgey arms filling out his once loose and casual t-shirts. still wearing his snapback and preforming sick tricks for the camera, seeing him jump for joy, his shirt lifts up as he does to show off his pale tummy. he doesnt snack a lot but also has his weekly eating challenges on his channel that include candy and fast food.
mad m//ike -- the chubbiest out of the cr//ank egos. usually indulges himself in his own ice cream after closing. eating to his hearts content (or until he gets tummy cramps). uses his apron to hide his belly, but its obvious thanks to his double chin and cheeks. doesnt mind being the size he is, more of him to love and its ab advantage when hes using all his weight to pin down any "special customers" who turn out to be others trying to take down his drug business behind the scenes.
i wanted to add more but tumblr is glitching the fuck out rn due to length so hecc take these for now!!