#jackshitsbits

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good morning bitty totes had a crush on shitty in year one and now he and jack are figuring out how to ask him to date them k bye

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give me a jackshitsbits (aka the 'I've never had a healthy relationship with my father and it's greatly affected by ability to process emotions' squad) au where their polyamory inspires the holsomlard triad to happen (aka Soft TM kegster party bros 4 lyfe). jack and shitty bankroll a big ass house (Haus 2.0) and they keep the spirit of the SMH sexy six rolling on in the form of communal, poly existence.

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here have some jackshitsbits

(set in this universe, during year 3 ep. 4)

“I miss your flow,” Bitty said, running his hands through Shitty’s hair. They were up in Bitty’s room as the party raged downstairs, shoes kicked off and kissing softly, waiting for Jack to sneak away.

“Me too, Bits,” Shitty sighed, lips pressed against Bitty’s neck. “Harvard brats aren’t as fun as I’d hoped.”

“I hate to say this,” Bitty said, sliding his hands down to the back of Shitty’s neck. “But I think you’re a Harvard brat, too, baby.”

“I know,” Shitty sighed. “And, like, they’re mostly nice people, but fuck are they just totally disconnected from everyone and everything. I just don’t wanna go back to being that way.”

“You won’t,” Bitty insisted, bringing their foreheads together. “You’ve got me and Lards to kick your ass back into reality.”

Shitty grinned and pushed Bitty back against his pillow. “Thanks.”

A throat cleared on the other side of the room, and they both looked up to see Jack standing there, closing and locking the door behind him. “Getting started without me?” He chirped. And fuck did he look good tonight, relaxed and happy.

“Brah, I keep forgetting how fucking swole you got over the summer,” Shitty said, sitting up straight and making grabby hands at his other boyfriend. Jack slipped off his shoes and sat on the bed next to Bitty, kissing Shitty deeply.

“I miss your flow,” he said softly, bringing a hand up to brush at the skin of Shitty’s neck, so oddly bare without the cascade of hair that used to fall against it.

Bitty laughed. “That’s what I just said.”

“Augh, quit reminding me it’s gone,” Shitty wailed dramatically, falling against Jack’s chest, legs still draped across Bitty’s body. Bitty wriggled into a sitting position and pulled Jack in for a quick kiss.

“You were so good, Bits,” Jack said, wrapping an arm around Shitty’s waist as Shitty began sucking at his neck.

“Sweetheart,” Bitty protested, grinning at Jack. “It was just a little shove.”

“It was a motherfucking check and you know it,” Shitty said, kicking lightly at Bitty’s stomach. “You’ve come so far. Let us love on you.”

Bitty rolled his eyes, face turning pink. Jack chuckled and kissed him again, laughing harder as Shitty shoved him away to take his turn with Bitty. “And your pass to Rans to tie it up,” Jack added softly. “Nice.”

“You charmer,” Bitty said as Shitty moved onto his jawline. “Mm. Oh.”

“I don’t have much time,” Jack said a little sadly. “But let’s...celebrate.”

“We’re proud of you, Bits,” Shitty said. “Motherfuck, I’m so proud of both you fuckers, bring it in.”

He pulled at Bitty until they both piled on top of Jack, laughing and grinning like fools. Jack wrapped two large arms around them and closed his eyes, face calm and content and totally in love. It made Bitty’s heart swell, to see him like that.

“Here’s to Bits and that fucking check,” Shitty said. “And Jack’s rookie year.”

“And our over-achieving Harvard brat,” Bitty added with a smirk. “Here’s to us,” Jack said quietly. “And this moment.”

“Ugh, I love you guys,” Shitty said. “Never wanna leave this bed.”

“Don’t talk about leaving,” Bitty said. “Just kiss me hard enough that I forget you both have to go home.”

“We’re not going home,” Jack said, kissing Bitty’s cheek. “We can’t, when you’re home.”

Bitty felt his throat grow tight, but warmth spread through his bones as he let his boys pull at him and hold him tight. It sucked that they weren’t in the Haus anymore, were off on their own adventures without him, but at the end of the day, he knew in his gut they’d always come back to him. And for now, that was enough.

[alphacrone]

I LOVE the idea of oblivious!Shitty. He keeps waxing poetic about Jack and Bitty to Lardo, and she can see that it's in a more than friend way (totally poly/open because I love shitty/Lardo) but he's just "there's nothing wrong with bros talking about how cute their bros are, wanting to make out can be a totally platonic thing, come on we've talked about this"

SAME. lardo def has to have the “buddy pls consider you might not be straight” talk with him at some point. when he finally gets his shit together and bits&jack ask him out lardo’s unbearably smug for like a month. 

[alphacrone]

I never knew that I wanted jackshitsbits until now.

😀😀it’s one of my favorite pairings in this fandom, they all just mesh so well together. like shitty is Jack’s BFF obvi, but he’s also one of Bitty’s best friends too and they all struggle with paternal issues/familial expectations on wildly different levels and while I know everyone likes to have Shitty as that one obnoxiously Woke straight white dude, I have always HCed him as completely oblivious to his feelings for Jack and men in general so the three of them stumbling around unable to process their feelings for each other is My Jam and just really really love this triad a whole lot

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found an outtake from my jackshitsbits fic and it's just porn but it features some of my fave shitty dialogue and I'm considering posting it unfinished....