#jackureha

[mxchere25]

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[shokinlima]

Kureha: If only there were somewhere I could sit.

Jack: *points at an open chair*

Kureha: *kicks the chair over* I wonder where I could sit.

Jack: *sighs and motions toward lap*

Kureha: *sits on Jack's lap* I knew you'd catch on.

[creed613]

Kureha: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. What should I do?

Baki: Punch him in the stomach and when he doubles over, kiss him.

Katsumi: Tackle him.

Hanayama: Dump him.

Kosho: Kick him in the shins.

Jack: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN.

[aloetech]

[creed613]

Jack: Happy Halloween, Dick or treat!

Kureha: I'm pretty sure it's-

Jack, unzipping his pants: Trick question, it's both.

[creed613]

Kureha: The next person to say Jack is worthless is gonna catch these hands.

Jack: I'm worthless.

Kureha: Square up babe.

[creed613]

Stranger, pointing at Jack: Hey, is that guy bothering you?

Kureha: Yes, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.

[creed613]

Jack: Oh yeah I'm in LOVE with Kureha. Yeah, I have strong feelings regarding him. And sometimes I get mad because he's really good looking and smart and funny. Does that mean I'm in love with him? No-

Jack: Oh my god... I'm in love with Kureha.

Jack, to Baki and Kozue: Why didn't you guys tell me?

Baki: We thought you knew.