#jacob vance

[mutatismutandis-gossip-blog]

Anon said: Who do you think would end up with Jacob? Sienna, Vera, or Helen?

Wait, we are talking about the same Jacob Vance that has an obsession with Antarctica and penguins, yes? He couldn't handle any of those girls, let alone end up with them. Soon enough, they'll see that catching a ride with him is a one way ticket to looney-ville, and there's no coming back. No, Jacob is going to end up alone with a house filled with penguins, and in the end he'll probably end up marrying one. 

[mutatismutandis-gazette-blog]

"I made it! Look at that badass wolf!"

"A wolf? That? Riiight. It could be a pig at most."

"No, no, no, look closer! How about now?"

"I think that Bludger back there hit you too hard, Julian."

Taken by a grinning Jacob in their dormitory after Quidditch practice.