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😍 which muse is the biggest heart breaker
Howl, literally.
Nah, actually, this one’s probably a toss-up of Howl/Jane, who for separate reasons spent a good deal of their late teens/early twenties with sexual promiscuous lifestyles. Sometimes people got attached. They just shook ‘em off. Jane probably felt guiltier about it but told herself it was for the best. Howl just did not care and probably collected the essence of heartbreak in little jars.
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💔 who would be the worst couple of two of your muses together
THIS QUESTION IS SO FUN.
Ber and anyone-- no Hades and anyone. Hades/Ber, tbh. Hades would eat Ber for dinner and spit him out. Ber would be so...abused tbh it would be an abusive relationship because he would not have any spine to stand up to Hades. Not that Hades would ever give Ber the time of day anyway lmao but IN A WORLD WHERE HE...FOR SOME REASON DID...not good.
The great think about this actually is Hades/Simba are like...sort of similar-- like both are 8s and Gryffindors-- both take-charge, passionate people. But Simba is so much more sensitive and so much kinder and has a lot of joy for living life (like going on trips and meeting people and spontaneous dancing and singing in the shower!!) and that rly helps lift Berlioz’s cynical outlook. It’s good for him, which is why Simba is good for him.
Red Velvet Dinner || Fire Shrimp
@jacquescleans
At least the storm brought something nice for a change. I mean, after the countless hours camping behind a nasty-smelling bar eating frozen boneless wings passed, it was good to think that Lumière got a nice date out of it! This Jacques fellow was not only very nice and attractive, but he also managed to heal Lumière's wounds. And did he mention attractive?
Right on time, the young man showed up at the door to the apartment he had been directed to. He was holding a very pretty red velvet cake, too! He hadn't prepared it himself. It was actually one of the consequences of the storm: Many of Mrs. Charmant's cakes had actually gone unsold, and he asked if he could take this one in particular because it looked delightful. After all, Lumière knew what his mother was good at, and that was baking. She was the absolute best.
After clearing his throat, Lumière knocked on the door, calmly. He stood a step back afterwards, and put on a pleasant smile. He was wearing a semi-formal button-up shirt and a pair of jeans, because he figured this was probably going to be a casual date. He wanted to give a good impression, of course, and not overdress.
Fireshrimp Texting
Lumière: Bonjour, mon cher! This is Lumière, fulfilling his promise.
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[Sms;; Jacques] ... Was that a thud?
[Sms;; Jacques] If you just passed out, I’m going to kick your ass.
[Sms;; Jacques] Answer me, gdi
[Sms;; Jacques] you know better than to attempt healing alone
