#jacts

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Jact #30!! (Big 3-0 ^-^)

If cleo ever had to possess joe, Joe reccomends that cleo would say "howdy yall, joehills here" as an opener, or if that's not viable, "howdyy yyall zombiecleo here" would also work

Some other great options

I'm gonna go mix a sangria

I've gotta go check on my kid

Pinball

Im reading moby dick

Wildy move their head up and down like joe does when talking to show of his juppet mouth

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Fun fact!

Pearl's took priority, but yesterday was also mod 🪱's birthday! So just this once, we're letting them have a 100% Jack fact.

Jack Allum, Zed's best friend, comedy partner, and "other other half" is part of a band! He plays bass for pop punk group Happicore under the pseudonym Zack, with a disguise to match.

Their most recent release is a summery song about skateboarding dogs, but my personal favorite is We Just Ordered a Metre of Pizza. If I had a nickel for every time Jack wrote a song that's a menu...

(Spotify, Youtube, Bandcamp, Instagram)

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Jact #31

Please do not pet the hills (he is not dangerous he just doesn't like it)

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Jact #35

Joehills has so far mined 2.29 million stone on the hermitcraft season ten world, xisuma gave him a 1 million trophy, but joe has decided not to ask for another trophy until 3.14159 million stone mined so that way he can have a pi trophy

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Joehills fact #33

He can be ur angle

Or yuor devil

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Joehills fact #31

Many years ago, joehills decided that no minors should be allowed to join hermitcraft for legal reasons, he said this whilst the new hermit mumbo jumbo was 17

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Jact #34!!

Joe when he's hoping the POE POE don't notice he moved a million stone into their backyard and now it's all he can think about

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Joehills fact #28

Thaaats Joe Hilllllss