#jade thyrus

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OKAY CONSPIRACY ABOUT THE BG&E2 E3 TRAILER. the creators said the game will be a prequel and the game will take place before the birth of Jade. SO THAT GREEN EYED WOMAN WHO PUT THE DISC IN THE MACHINE IS PROBABLY JADE’S MOTHER??? it would make sense especially since Michel Ancel posted the instagram pic of a man and the baby pig on his shoulder!!! we might be playing as jade’s parents (or just see that story of who her parents were) AND WE MIGHT GET TO SEE BABY PEY’J IN THE GAME. I AM SHOOK. 

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can you just imagine what it would be like for pey'j and jade to travel to different planets together (we didn't see much in the original BG&E) but i imagined it would be the both of them in their ship, jade angrily squeezing the wheel as peyj insults her driving. them getting out and asking for directions on some random planet. angrily arguing that they're going in the wrong direction . jade would probably pretend she fell asleep at the wheel just so peyj would freak out and laugh at his dramatic reaction to which peyj would get all mad and go sit in the back. peyj telling jade she should respect her elders. jade blasting punk music as they fly through space. i just love the idea omg