Jan 8
A few things I imagine my sona/Jade saying!
“Hey! Welcome to the team! If you need anything, I’ll be in the next room over.”
“…Uh huh. And when was the last time you checked? Because to me it looks like it’s been like that for awhile.”
“Uhhh, I’m not sure, you could ask *name* ans see if *prns* knows something…”
“…Really? How entitled can you be to want a whole floor to yourself?! You haven’t even made the quota yet…!”
“Piss off, f*cker!”
“The hell’re you lookin at? Certainly not me or this wonderful person next to me are you?”
”Suuuure— don’t come crying to me when it blows up in your face. The only thing I’ll tell you is “I told you so”… mind letting me go back to work?”