Best non-canon Disney couple part 2 round 1: Quasimodo x Phoebus x Esmeralda vs Bernard x Bianca x Jake
Quasimodo x Phoebus x Esmeralda
Bernard x Bianca x Jake
Quasimodo x Esmeralda x Phoebus: "If it weren't for hetro-monogam normative ideas and ableism they would be canon, only as a trio can they live though this movie, and move to a better future."
"Look me in the eyes and tell me that this wouldn't have been the best setup disney had for a throuple. Obviously both of them have feelings for Esmerelda, which she reciprocates, but Quasi and Pheobus speedrun an enemies to friends arc and Quasi helps nurse him back to health, like this is a great setup. Anyways they all have two hands and the fact that Quasimodo was left out in the movie is heartbreaking and should be remedied."
"They are a ride or die trio who care for each other and save each other constantly. They have the makings of a great throuple."
Bernard x Bianca x Jake: no propaganda submitted.