#jake wind

[likopinina]

fav death stranding head of distro npc

nick easton who missed the memo that we're the great deliverer

george baton, the scared guy

ben hancock, i managed to ride his bike in the entire eastern region hell yeaaa

viktor frank, igor's brother

jake wind, who drinks wine cause he lives on the damn wind farm

william lake who thinks we bring weed (we don't)

thomas southernland who has feelings for bots

owen southwick who just wants to go home

alex weatherstone, who gives us forecast and has pessimistic thoughts

charles khan who calls higgs 'whacko-in-chief' and 'fruit loop'

philip north who refuses to get five stared by me :/

aaron hill who built a house for sam (well not quite???)

Voting ended onDec 5, 2023

[fuckinart]

obsessed with the book “weird kid” lately

[silenthillmutual]

Die-hardman: Who are you talking to??

Sam: It's Jake, from Wind Farm.

Die-hardman: At three in the morning??? *over the phone* Who is this??

Sam: It's Jake. From Wind Farm.

Die-hardman: What are you wearing, "Jake From Wind Farm"?

Jake: Uh... porter clothes?

Die-hardman: He sounds hideous.

Sam: He's a porter, so.

[deathless-freaks]

Someone come pick us up from Jake's house