#jake-gardiner

[microcroft]

ah, i have returned to vindell hell.

SAME

[mouthsounds]

do i get a holiday card

no

[notmissmarple]

do u think coach would ever take bitty to waho bc i feel like he would be disappointed by their waffles sorry you said getting pancakes at 3am and i have a very vivid memory of walking six miles down a mountain road with friends to the waho outside of dahlonega at 3am

Dude, those kinds of memories are the BEST kinds of memories. And while it’s true that Bitty would probably be completely horrified by what’s called “food” at waffle house, I would also suspect he’s been there many times, and would hold it as one of those traditional and right things, even if he refuses to call what they serve FOOD.

[xproskeith]

please join us in fictional hockey hell it is just as bad as real hockey hell but with pies

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP LOL

[ferklund]

if you listen closely you can hear me weeping softly into a guitar about both spencer reid and paradise fears

I have no idea who/what those are but I think I can hear you

[princessspendragon]

hap birth

thank u u shit

[ferklund]

Also did u know that in Boston in 1919 a giant tower filled with 2,300,000 gallons of molasses burst open and 25 foot walls of molasses traveling at 35 miles per hour flooded the north end of the city and 21 people drowned

i did not but that is actually fascinating. how did they get that much molasses into a giant tower though?

[princessspendragon]

New ask meme: paradise fears

i don’t even know what that is so i hate it on priciple