Who Broke It?
Crime: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Dean: I did. I broke it…
Crime: No. No, you didn’t. Han?
Hannibal: Don’t look at me. Look at Science.
Science: What?! I didn’t break it.
Hannibal: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Science: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Hannibal: Suspicious.
Science: No, it’s not!
Marshall: If it matters, probably not… Jakurou was the last one to use it.
Jakurou: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Marshall: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jakurou: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Marshall!
Dean: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Dear.
Crime: No. Who broke it?
Science: [whispering] Crime, Walter's been awfully quiet…
Walter: Really?!
Science: Yeah, really!…
[Kashmir doots while all of them are fighting.]
Crime: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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