Okay but hear me out. A detective agency specialising in retrieval of lost historical magical items that could lead to catastrophe if loose on the world. Aegis shield? Found it being a frisbee at the park so better bag that up before the park suddenly has more statues! Morpheus’s sands? Shit, why did that dentist have them! Why is that drag queen wearing the heels of Mercury? What do you mean that someone is stealing teeth to turn them into gold? There’s already a pot in our office!
That one Nico, Alabaster, Jason and Rachel AU i talked about based on Dead Boys Detectives.
















