#james rotherham

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Rotherham: let's talk about this plan of yours. I think it's good, except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.

Fletcher: ...

Fletcher: wow

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Didric: Without a doubt, you are the WORST soldier I have ever heard of!

Rotherham: But you HAVE heard of me.

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Berdon: *about Fletcher* He better get back before night.

Rotherham: Why? What happens at night?

Berdon: It gets dark.

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Berdon: That was Vocans Academy, apparently Fletcher's been using some very creative language today.

Rotherham: Oh? Do tell.

Berdon: Well, he called his homework a "cluster duck" and his teacher a "mother flunker".

Rotherham: *amused* Did he call anyone a "sock sucker"?

Berdon: *looks at him, pissed*

Rotherham: What? It's just someone who sucks socks.

Berdon: I can't believe you're teaching my son loophole swear words!

Rotherham: In my defense, "mother flunker" was entirely the little deviant's creation. And very clever of him, I might add.

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Rotherham: I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do.

Fletcher: ...Translate?

Berdon: When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff.

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Gallo: who's turn is it to give the pep talk?

Dalia: *sighing* it's Rotter's turn...

Rotherham: fuck shit up out there but don't die

Logan: *wiping away a tear* inspirational

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Rotherham: *mimicking Didric*

Didric: I don't sound like that.

Rotherham: Fletcher! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking! *makes a whining baby sound*

Fletcher: *eyes closed* Ugh, Didric bein' a little bitch