PAIRINGS: various!characters (MTP) x gn!reader. GENRE: fluff, slight crack.
PROMPT: βthe floor is lava!β WARNINGS: possible spoilers if you squint, headcanon format, unedited, lowercase intended.
#. SYNOPSIS: how would they react during a small game of βthe floor is lavaβ?
even an illegal criminal organization that practically rules the underworld of london should be able to have fun every now and then, so itβs no wonder someone yells, βTHE FLOOR IS LAVA!β any time they have the chance. each individuals reaction vary in many amusing ways β and your poor self βcoincidentallyβ gets dragged in every single time.
ever the slacker, MORAN is always the first to sprint to the nearest table or chair; depending on how hurried he is, he will either grab you and sling you over his shoulder, or pick you up bridal style, thereβs no in between. nevertheless, 9/10 you end up in his arms as he tries to get off the floor, because thereβs no way heβd leave his babe in lava. (itβs you, youβre the babe).
has an almost unfair advantage over most members due to his agility, FRED utterly dominates this game field β he has never lost the game and certainly doesnβt want you to either. so he grabs your hand and makes a run for it, if you canβt catch up, thatβs fine because this guy has more strength in his body that he looks. he isnβt afraid to hoist you up and jump at the same time, of course he always places you on the furniture first, a real sweetheart.
though he doesnβt participate often, considering half the time he has a tea tray in one hand and a platter in the other, LOUIS letβs himself get clambered on as you search for refuge. he can and will balance the dishes whilst letting you jump on him, he refuses to have you stand in lava β this man is the standard, and an absolute gentleman.
another one that has you clinging on to him. WILLIAM is usually situated in his comfortable armchair, sipping on some warm tea when watching the amusing spectacle of the others scrambling across the room in search of furniture. he does not hesitate to let you clamber onto his lap, though his grip on your waist tightens so you donβt slip off.
being the dignified noble he his, ALBERT doesnβt join, instead, he spectates the chaotic scene like a play. but he wouldnβt deny you if you tugged on his arm, not giving him a chance to reply before pulling him on top a table, βsaving him from the lava.β he finds it mirthful, his arms will be loosely wrapped around your hips, holding you as you threw things at any remaining survivors.
his unpredictability is terrifying, especially if youβre his lover. unsurprisingly, heβs probably the one that called it out. you can never know whether JAMES will trip you up on his way to victory, or if heβll pull you along with him. and if you do end up together, he keeps a hand on you, just in case you fall away, βa victory without you isnβt a win at allβ are his exact words. he invites you to hit people off their posts (moran), until he randomly shoves you off, as stated, heβs very unpredictable.
despite not having the ability of sight, heβs still very aware of his surroundings, and due to this, his other senses are enhanced. HERDER knows the entire room layout, he also has you to guide him, even though he doesnβt necessarily need it. sometimes, he pretends to be unable to navigate just so you hold his hand, a small smirk on his lips whilst you pull him close to you as you huddle together on one tiny stool. (you definitely notice it, heβs not as slick as he thinks).
MONEYPENNY is your free ticket from the lava, sheβs not albertβs secretary for nothing, her position in MI6 is complimented by her physical prowess. as her partner, your safety is guaranteed, even though she herself doesnβt play much, sheβll definitely help you get to safety. although she stays composed, sheβs mentally repeating to herself to help you out of the lava. the bae of baes.
THE DETECTIVES:
most of the cases he gets other than from the lord of crime bore him, so itβs no wonder SHERLOCK attempts to satiate his boredom by playing this game. of course heβs already lying on the couch, a twinkle of amusement in his eyes as everyoneβs yelling at him to move. the only person heβll move for is you, he would watch you look around panicking then make a move, becoming you to him and pulls you against his chest.
sheβs fiercely competitive in this game, the truth is, MISS HUDSON will help you from the lava as well. whilst waving her pan around, she easily climbs onto the table, taking you with her. she lets you throw the frying pan at sherlock, has a proud look on her face when you do.
this guy low key struggles because heβs too nice to shove someone off, but thatβs alright because JOHN has you to do do it for him. with a small βsorryβ as you shove people into the lava, heβll take part in sabotaging others if you ask him to though.
A/N: hey lovelies, itβs been a while, i kinda lost passion for writing, so i took a hiatus and this was originally just a side piece. probably still wonβt be back on a daily basis, but i hope you enjoy this. have a good day/night. π«Ά
- light my cigarette | fluff to angst. - why didnβt you tell me? | angst no comfort. - in my eyes, youβre an angel | comfort. - donβt mind me, just enjoying the view | NSFW.
- i didnβt know you had a wife, professor | crack. - why didnβt you tell me? | angst no comfort. - in my eyes, youβre an angel | comfort. - donβt mind me, just enjoying the view | NSFW. - i said Iβd take care of you, no? | fluff + NSFW. - iβll hold you tight | comfort.
