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Me: I got a girl pregnant and my husband is going to kill me.
James: How did you get a girl pregnant?
Me: I was narrating for the guy on tv.
James: HOW DID YOU GET A GIRL PREGNANT?
Me: From the super sperm in my vagina!
Katrina: HELL YEAH!!!
Our One Word Each Story
Once upon a moonless night to play baseball, a wolf peed on asses to relieve hemorrhoids. Now Chewbacca roared "PENIS BURNS SCROTUM DISCHARGE!" Chewbacca fell on asses everywhere, he shit faced and came everywhere. God saw dicks everywhere that the evil clown aroused, the Goatman queefed everywhere. EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
