What's the worst thing I could say?

Taylor. 21. California. Hobbit sized.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via geddysmullet)

[lumberjack-of-all-trades]

@zombified-cupcake

[zombified-cupcake]

But wait did you just call me a friend? Lol

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via geddysmullet)

[lumberjack-of-all-trades]

@zombified-cupcake

[zombified-cupcake]

Us haha

[realitytvgifs]

[lumberjack-of-all-trades]

When bae lookin extra fine @zombified-cupcake

[zombified-cupcake]

Oh xD

[theanimalmemes]

Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts) @lumberjack-of-all-trades ❤❤❤

[just-shower-thoughts]

I love sleep, but always procrastinate sleeping.

[just-shower-thoughts]

No matter how legitimately thrilled I am by a gift, I always feel like my “thank you"s don’t sound genuine

[just-shower-thoughts]

When Snoop Dog dies, the best headline will be, “Snoop has puff puff passed away”.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pretty soon, Someone’s going to get offended Santa is a boy and there will be a push for female mall Santas.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pizza bites are really just pizza gushers

[just-shower-thoughts]

Does my dog know I’m the one driving the car?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Peanut is a great way to describe the two things a penis can do.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Security guards working at Samsung are the Guardians of the Galaxy

[just-shower-thoughts]

I, for one, was not Kung Fu fighting.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[bonerfart]

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

[thecommonchick]

LMAO 😂😭

[brokebackboys]