#jamie-isms

[jamesfactscalvin]

“IVERMECTIN?!??! IVER-FUCKING-GODDAMN-MECTIN?!?!?!? JUST TAKE THE VACCINE YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!”

[jamesfactscalvin]

TikTok

“Note to self, if I’m ever in North Carolina, pay this man a visit.”

“Ditto.”

“Me too.”

“Me three.”

“Me four.”

“I don’t really go to the gym that often but I’d go there if I did.”

[jamesfactscalvin]

Like for a Jamie starter

[motivatedmaybes]

If one day, a bhailach,” Jamie said conversationally, “ye should meet a verra large mouse named Michael – ye’ll tell him your grandsire sends his regards.

A Breath of Snow and Ashes, Diana Gabaldon

[motivatedmaybes]

"Call him a rooster, and put him out in the yard to serve the hens," Jamie suggested, giggling. "He's a fine cock-a-doodle, if no much in the way of a cock."

A Breath of Snow and Ashes, Diana Gabaldon

[motivatedmaybes]

Roger Mac, though, had a cold-blooded way of talking that reminded him to an uncomfortable degree of the works of the historians he's read, and had therefore a sense of concrete doom about it. [...] It was like talking to a particularly evil-minded fortune-teller, he thought, one you hadn't paid enough to hear something pleasant.

A Breath of Snow and Ashes, Diana Gabaldon

[motivatedmaybes]

Ever since she had shown him the sperms, he had been uncomfortably aware of the crowded conditions that must now and then obtain in his balls, an impression made forcibly stronger in situations such as this. He kent well enough that there was no danger of rupture or explosion – and yet he couldn’t help but think of all the shoving going on. Being trapped in a seething mass of others, with no hope of escape, was one of his own personal visions of Hell, and he paused for a moment […] to administer a brief squeeze of reassurance, which he hoped might calm the riot for a bit.

The Fiery Cross, Diana Gabaldon

[motivatedmaybes]

"The, um, sperms..." he said, a little awkwardly. "Yes?" "Can ye not take them out and give them decent burial or something?"

The Fiery Cross, Diana Gabaldon