*Aggie crying and Celeste joyously screaming*
Verity: I really wanted to clean out that tub today but I guess not But just to be clear, we're still fine with our own plan to never date ever, correct?
Celeste: Unless anything crazy happens, yes, "man, I love being single!"
Jane: Yeah, Cel is totally down with that "secret crushing" idea that I came up with back in high school.
Percy: That wasn't your idea, you just agreed with it.
Verity: Though, I will say Janus did raise a good point about the financial argument for a partner-
Jane: God, yes! Totally down for a friend with tax benefits.
Aggie: Please don't call it that.
(Aggie is morality/emotion, Celeste is creativity, Verity is logic, Percy is anxiety, and Jane is deceit)