#jane-touhou

[magesmeatymuses]

I think people should talk more about the sheer girth and fat of the original PS2 model. She was the fattest, the heftiest, yet she managed to run so far ahead of her rivals.

Did you know? The last video game released for the PlayStation 2 was Pro Evolution Soccer 2014, released on 8 November 2013. This fat bitch was still competing even when the Eighth Generation was beginning to take off.

We should applaud her for her service. And how thick she was, goddamn.

[nevermindtheweights]

@jane-touhou replied to your post “"Am I a pet, roommate or girlfriend.....?" The...”:

Pet girlfriend.

"As a divine creature, I.... find this option to be somehow worse."

[meep9898]

@jane-touhou

“The one in the kitchen. Is there some other fridge you haven’t told me about, Master?”

Why…Why do you have more than one fridge?

[highstakeweights]

Please have these items present by the entrance of my yurt tomorrow, or else I will burn down your village, kthxbai.

"Ah, yes, of course, of course..."

"Squire when is the Swiss Guard supposed to arrive from the Holy See-"

[magesmeatymuses]

🐇 + Reisen, 'cuz it's a wabbit.

🐇 : How easily does your muse get scared?

In my head, Reisen is a bit like Peppino Spaghetti in the sense that she's often easily excitable and tends to play the fool a lot because she knows what she's capable of. She's really softened up since her army days, both figuratively and literally, and isn't fond of the idea of scaring her friends and (found) family with how she used to act...

...Until something really bad happens. Some things you just can't forget after years of training.

[magesmeatymuses]

I believe this may be of interest.

(Original post here.)

THAT'S MY GIRL. THAT'S MY GIRL FOR YOU.

I like Reisen a lot... Actually, I like the Moon in general, or at least the way it's depicted in Touhou. As a treat, I think that Reisen should get her own spinoff game.

(I also think that someone should write a 60k word fat porn fic about her becoming immeasurably ginormous, but that's just me, y'know...)

[magesmeatymuses]

Thank(?) you for the idea.

...This is the last time she attends the tea parties Patchouli holds with Alice and Marisa.

"S-Should I be concerned about this? About you?"

[magesmeatymuses]

@gluttonygirls it's why earthlings are so scary. They can be so underweight, but still move so easily in that intense gravity? Terrifying... @jane-touhou Welcome to the Lunarian Gravy SEALs.

You'd think that this would have humbled Reisen before she came to Earth around about the time of Imperishable Night, but alas. Her ego was just as big as the rest of her, back then.

She was the Steven Seagal of the Lunar Defense Corps. Genuinely used to be quite a skilled fighter and is now just a fat egotistical butterball. (Until she got humbled by Reimu, at least.)