POLY JANEWORK POLY JANEWORK POLY JANEWORK
THEY LOVE THEIR GF SO MUCH JJSHSHDJDDN
WHATS BETTER THAN TWO LESBIANS??? THREE LESBIANS OF COURSE! Wrote this with a female reader because. y’know. Jane. Also while I was writing this my brain decided this was in the same continuity of the Jason x Reader short I did forever ago??? idk why but it’s there idk dfhdsjf
Enjoy!
You let out a tired sigh as you reach into your pocket and pull out your keys. You stop in front of your apartment and unlock the door before stepping in. The moment you’re inside you’re greeted by the sound of a love song playing on the radio and the smell of sauteed onions and garlic. You take off your coat and hang it up, then drop your keys on the table by the door. You walk down the small hallway.
‘’Hello dear.’’ a soft, loving voice greets you. You look up and smile gently at Jane. She’s wearing a long black blouse with loose sleeves and baggy black pants. Not her usual outfit, but she still looks beautiful with her short black wig and her pale white mask. She’s busy stirring a frying pan. She looks up and over at you, her black eyes staring calmly. You smile a bit.
‘’Hey Jane.’’ you greet tiredly. ‘’How was your day?’’ you tilt your head at her. Jane is...a little odd. She wears a mask to hide her burnt skin, but is still the most gentle and loving woman you know. She speaks softly, gives the best hugs, has an eye for interior design and is an amazing cook. It’s almost a little hard to believe she’s- well- a murderer. Or rather, a murderer that works for an all powerful god. Maybe it’s more accurate to call her an assassin. Regardless, when she’s off the job, Jane is gentle and loving.
‘’It was okay,’’ she murmurs back. ‘’I did a little embroidery, watched a movie with Natalie...I talked on the phone with Jason for a bit.’’
You roll your eyes. ‘’Gossiping as usual.’’ you murmur. She laughs gently.
‘’Maybe a little…’’ you watch her take the pan off the heat and move it aside. She grabs a pack of tortillas from the countertop and lays them out on a baking tray. ‘’How was work, love?’’ she asks as she uses a spoon to grab chicken, peppers and onions from the pan. She deposits some onto each tortilla.
‘’It was okay.’’ you shrug. ‘’Tiring…’’ you look around for a second, then back at Jane, who’s now pouring cheese over the tortillas. ‘’Where’s Nat?’’
‘’In the bathroom.’’ Jane replies calmly as she neatly folds up each tortilla. She sprinkles a little cheese over each one then leans back. ‘’Natalie! Y/n is home!’’ she calls out. You hear muffled crashing and someone cursing in another room, followed by the bathroom door being yanked open. A green and white blur slides down the hall and stops just a few feet in front of you. Natalie, your second girlfriend, a girl who wears almost exclusively flannel and has a clock in her left eye. She’s wearing green flannel over a white t-shirt, along with baggy sweatpants and socks. Her brown hair is half shaved, with the non-shaved side hanging over her other, not-clock eye.
‘’Sup.’’ she greets with a small grin. You stare at her.
‘’What’d you do to your hair?’’ you ask, pointing at her new skrillex cut. She looks up and grins, pointing proudly at the haircut.
‘’Oh, ya like it?’’ she asks. ‘’Did it myself.’’ she tosses her head, her hair swinging out of her green eye slightly. Jane looks at her for a few moments before going back to making enchiladas.
‘’It looks great, sweetheart.’’ she replies calmly.
‘’You...gave yourself a skrillex cut?’’
‘’Uh-huh.’’
‘’...why?’’
Nat shrugs. ‘’I dunno. Thought it’d look cool.’’ she looks at you. ‘’...does it look cool?’’
‘’I mean- duh of course it does,’’ you reply. ‘’Just- you did that on your own? Weren’t you scared of- I dunno, messing it up?’’
Nat waves you off. ‘’Naaaah. It’s fine.’’ she gives you a small grin. ‘’How was work babe?’’
‘’It was fine.’’ you walk past her and sit down on the couch, slipping off your shoes. Nat is quick to follow you and sit down beside you. She leans against you, her head resting on your shoulder. You roll your eyes playfully and wrap an arm around her, pulling her close. She hums and snuggles up against you. You move a bit, laying down, letting her lay on top of you. She smiles wide and closes her eyes as she cuddles up. You let out a quiet, satisfied sigh.
And then Nat squeezes one of your breasts and giggles. ‘’Hehe tiddy…’’
‘’...Natalie I will push you off this couch if you do that again.’’
‘’Pff- okay, sorry.’’ she nuzzles into your neck instead. Jane puts the enchiladas in the oven and sets to work cleaning up the kitchen. Nat eyes her. ‘’Babe, c’mere.’’ she calls Jane turns and looks at her for a moment, tilting her head. Nat shifts on top of you and rolls onto her back. She holds out her arms, her non-verbal way of saying ‘’hugs!’’
Jane turns away from her. ‘’I’ll be over in a bit.’’ she replies calmly. Nat frowns.
‘’Oh c’mooooooon.’’ she whines. Jane shakes her head. Nat looks up at you. ‘’Help me out here.’’ she murmurs. You smirk and sigh, shaking your head. You look up at Jane.
‘’Jane, love,’’ you call out gently. Jane’s head perks up a bit and you smirk more. ‘’Why don’t you come cuddle with us…? I’ve had a long day, and I’m sure you have too…’’ Jane turns and looks at you. You give your best puppy dog eyes and flutter your lashes at her. Nat is, presumably, giving puppy dog eyes too. Or maybe- just puppy dog eye. Jane stares at you both for a long moment before turning away. She sets down her dishcloth, dusts herself off, then walks out of the kitchen. You grin.
‘’Yaaaay!!’’ Nat cheers as Jane walks over to you two. She gently slips off her black pumps and climbs onto the couch. She lays down on top of Nat, squishing you a bit under the weight. Her arms wrap around the both of you and she hums gently. Nat loudly places kisses into the top of her head. Jane laughs.
"Affectionate today, aren't we?"
"How can I not be when I'm stuck between a cute girl and a hot lady?" Nat replies with a grin.
"That's gay." You wheeze quietly.
"Me? Gay? Never." Nat shakes her head. "I'm completely straight, now excuse me while I kiss this woman." While Nat speaks she undoes the buckle on the back of Jane's mask and pulls it off. She quickly moves down and kisses Jane's burnt lips. You laugh again as you watch your two girlfriends quietly makeout.
Jane pulls away from Nat and smiles, her cheeks flushing red. Nat reaches up and caresses her cheek, smiling happily up at her. You soften as you take in her features. Even with her burns, Jane is beautiful, with a small button-nose and soft, smiling lips. Her eyes are a shiny blue colour that stick out brightly against her black clothes and hair. "You're so pretty…" you murmur.
Jane blinks and looks away, smiling a bit. "Thank you love…"
"She means it." Nat pipes up. "You're the most beautiful woman I know, Jane. Don't forget that."
Jane looks down at her and smiles wider. Genuine. She leans down and pecks a kiss onto Nat's forehead, then moves up and kisses your lips. She looks at the two of you for a moment and lets out a fond sigh. "...I won't."
"Good," Nat smiles in satisfaction, then reaches up and grabs Jane's shoulders. "Now c'mere." She yanks her down and hugs her tight. Jane chuckles and wraps her arms around you both.
"I love you guys." You say gently.
"We love ya too, y/n."
"More than anything."