#janeyanswer

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Hope you're having a good day, Jane. Found this account and thought I'd send my well wishes despite being too socially inept to show you what my (our?) blog is. Have a good one.

- D Stri.

Hello!! I’m doing quite well today! I hope you’re doing good too, Di-Stri :B No need to be a stranger!! I don’t bite!

(I’m sure this blog couldn’t possibly be the one just appearing in my notes… That must be some coincidence! Hoohoohoo!!)

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A mysterious and beautiful man in your inbox as we speak. Cool and normal, and totally not deranged in the head. Getting it out through here because someone is doing a job I cannot interfere in lest I cause problems.

You know who I am, no? My prose is unmistakable for someone like you... I hope. My little AI "heart" is overflowing with joy. Or I suppose my emotional processors are telling me talking to someone beloved to me is good. Have fun talking to JB, my Jane. Beep boop I guess. Lol! Sorry for being a homo in your inbox.

hoohoo!! Of course I know, buster! I am a detective after all! (plus, the red does give it away…) You never have to apologize for being a homo in my inbox, dear!! I fully encourage it! 💋

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hi.

Hello! :B

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jjhhhheyyy grlll jfc this should not make me so nervous but also fuckkk its both nice n terriifyin 2 see u again is again the rite term idfk but whatevs u get the point hiiii janeyyy oh shit wait rite uhh @tipsier-gnostalgic bee tee dubs

Hello, Roxy! It’s great to hear from you! :B I hope I’m not too scary to see around!! Feel free to reach out if you’d like, it’s always nice to see a friendly face around!!

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what kind of pastries would your friends be each. pastry kin assignment

I think Roxy would be something light and sweet, like a meringue! Fluffy with a crunch to it! And it feels like you can never eat too many until you’re practically stuffed!!

Jake sort of puts me in mind of something denser, like a pound cake. Very thick and filling! Good for boosting energy too!

Dirk would be a macaron because they’re very tricky and particular to make, but rewarding when you do them right! A labor of love!!

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Good heavens Janey!!! Last night was very fun and terrible and I loved it! Hope we can talk more. I am mainly making this to grieve about the Caliborn thing. I DO NOT LIKE IT!!!!!!!

On anon because... I don't bloody know!

You know who I am! I hope!

Shucks buster, I’m a detective! Of course I know who you are!! I had fun too :B hopefully next time I will be significantly less caffeinated, and you’ll also be significantly less caffeinated! I had a ball.)

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Well ill be a monkey's uncle! I did not think id wake up today and see a jane posting on this day and age. Dont get me wrong its a very pleasant surprise! Hows the evening treating you miss?

Hoohoohoo!! I am just pleased as punch, my good sir!! I’ve had a wonderful day, a lot to eat, and made some new friends! :B I hope you’re well!

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Toddles in here to tell you I set dirk on fire.

-📼

Well, I suppose this IS an activity for growing boys. However,

Noooooo!! Don’t do that!! I’ll cry :(…