May 31
anyway remember when they pranked the players and everyone was confused and staring at whatever the fuck was going on in that elevator, but jannik saw the spa and went "well, don't mind if i do"
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anyway remember when they pranked the players and everyone was confused and staring at whatever the fuck was going on in that elevator, but jannik saw the spa and went "well, don't mind if i do"
my friend @janspreadout is on hiatus ☹️ so I must feed you sinneristas with jannik for today. trust our goat will be back soon
"Next Monday, at the age of twenty-two years old, you will become the first Italian ever to be number one in the world."
Recap of the sincaraz trophy heist because i felt like it (ft. extremely blurry screenshots): 1. Carlos looks for clues and Jannik licks his lips while looking at him.
2. Carlos finds said clue while Jannik attends to his own (unknown) side quests
3. Carlos tries to unlock the chains while Jannik continues with his (still unknown) side quest
4. Jannik sees himself while Carlos is still labouring away
5. Jannik sees Tsitsipas while Carlos is still labouring away. Unclear if the identification games were another side quest or a genuine requirement of the game, because all Jannik did was look and point.
6. Jannik finds something (giggling disbelievingly at the fact that he found it) and wants to show it to Carlos.
7. Jannik notes that they are relaxed when they are not on court. Presumably, he meant that he was relaxed because he did not technically do any work.
8. Jannik gets to take off the last chain despite having contributed only through sheer luck
9. Carlos is delighted that the chains have now been unlocked, while Jannik stares at the trophy, impressed with his own improbable ability of having managed to do something by doing absolutely nothing.
10. Carlos advises the camera to work smart, not hard, and Jannik laughs because he did not work at all.
he'll feed you raw tomatoes for date night
@ God need you to justify this face card
24 shades of Jannik Sinner:
whistlenik and postliplicknik
scrunchynik and goblinnik
liplicknik and evilnik
darth sinner and pinknik
poutynik and thoughtfulnik
satannik and worriedforcarlosnik
burgernik and ratphobicnik
gigglynik and winknik
hibernatingnik and glassesnik
emojinik (?) and beachnik
tipsynik and overwhelmednik
sillynik and serpentnik
Menace draining all the money out of his team like they don't put up with his antics everyday