So, what are your plans for the High Holidays?
We have the standard - long hours of prayer, yearning for the Temple where once we might have been atoned for with some blood sprinkling...
I’m planning on apologizing to my teacher for the thirtieth time, but he’s withheld forgiveness for years. It may be time for me to move to Bavel and start my own academy.
My favorite thing to do, of course, is to debate whether or not chewing on an herb counts as eating on Yom haKippurim. Obviously it’s forbidden, but should someone be liable for the death penalty if they do? What if they really don’t like the taste?
I was also just talking with my study-partner the other day - is the daughter of a king required not to bathe like the rest of us? But if not, are not all daughters of Israel daughters of the King of Kings? And what if she’s a newlywed!
Truly, there is no better way to spend the season of atonement, though, then to measure imagine the smallest amounts of food possible and wonder if they really count as food. I have my favorite olive ready as a standard measurement!