8===o ~ ~ ((((((INSERT DICK JOKE HERE)))))) ~ ~ o===8
I have to say I think penises are funnier than vaginas. (In terms of being something to make jokes about. Maybe I’m overly influenced by years of penis graffiti). But on the whole, women are funnier than men because being oppressed or being an outsider is a place where you have to develop the strong muscle to not feel completely defeated. Often a funny muscle. Or a funny bone. (ha ha)
My definition of hospitality is: if I have spare sonicare heads they are yours. By all means, guests: BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH. If you leave them behind I might try to sterilize them and find that I looked away for a moment too long and created a flaccid monster I can’t put in my mouth. It is dripping bristles. So you know I tried to brush with it.
A dick joke is so much funnier when told by a woman because only a woman can appreciate how funny it is that the cocks that run the world sit inside pants all stupid and squished and longing for attention. The best song about removing your dick is DETACHABLE PENIS by King Missile. The best joke about removing your pussy is by former federal employee and hilarious black woman, Wanda Sykes.
I love brushing my teeth.
Sharing enthusiasm.
& Making people feel at home in the world.