#kingmissile

[seeasea-sea]

[sofakingmanyrecords]

King Missile "Martin Scorsese" 7". King Missile is one of the defining bands of my youth. Especially KM MKII. That version of the band was really something I was looking for both musically and lyrically. About 10 years ago I ran across one of the two fabulous b sides on this 7" on YouTube. The b side I ran across was "Nietzsche Sneezes" and it instantly became a favorite. A little while ago, in the middle of the night the song popped into my head and I decided I should physically own the song. I knew it was on a promo CD for "Happy Hour" but Discogs also let me know it was on a slab of wax, so I opted for that. Turns out I bought an excess copy from Chris Xefos, multi-instrumentalist who was the bassist and keyboardist of that fine era of the band. This stoked me as that dude had a big part in writing really important music to me. Hell, I had promo photos of the band on my bedroom wall well into my late teens. Anyway, I bought this and wrote a note. Yesterday I got a sweet package full of records and a shirt. I am happily starting to listen to everything now. #LP #Vinyl #Records #KingMissile #MartinScorsese #NietzscheSneezes #vinyligclub #vinylcollection https://www.instagram.com/p/CYH88bovl13/?utm_medium=tumblr

[phoole]

For @urbanloveulcer, here’s ‘’Scotland’ by #KingMissile 😂 from Friday’s show! 📺 🎧 🔽 Link in bio! #indiedance #eclecticmix #eclecticradioshow #funkyhouse #discohouse #soulfulhouse #upliftinghouse #upliftingmusic #danceparty https://www.instagram.com/p/BqV5mujFHD8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1y24cr126y7yz

[ripxxx]

Picked up some new #cassettes today. #thecure live at Wembley ‘89. #kingmissile Mystical Shit. #tlc #laface (at Portland, Oregon)

[movingandshaking]

Have you ever heard this one? It's deep. Interested in ftm thoughts.

[wonderhead]

8===o ~ ~ ((((((INSERT DICK JOKE HERE))))))   ~ ~ o===8

I have to say I think penises are funnier than vaginas. (In terms of being something to make jokes about. Maybe I’m overly influenced by years of penis graffiti). But on the whole, women are funnier than men because being oppressed or  being an outsider is a place where you have to develop the strong muscle to not feel completely defeated. Often a funny muscle. Or a funny bone. (ha ha) 

My definition of hospitality is: if I have spare sonicare heads they are yours. By all means, guests: BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH. If you leave them behind I might try to sterilize them and find that I looked away for a moment too long and created a flaccid monster I can’t put in my mouth. It is dripping bristles. So you know I tried to brush with it. 

A dick joke is so much funnier when told by a woman because only a woman can appreciate how funny it is that the cocks that run the world sit inside pants all stupid and squished and longing for attention. The best song about removing your dick is DETACHABLE PENIS by King Missile. The best joke about removing your pussy is by former federal employee and hilarious black woman, Wanda Sykes.

I love brushing my teeth. 

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