#japatreon

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the thumbnail happens to be my favorite screenshot i've ever taken, so i'm copying it under the cut for further appreciation.

(this is from the intro for the J&A watch for "Jake's Cousin and Daughter" on the ja patreon)

isn't it beautiful? so much is going on. come and sit with me as i stare at this image in silent contemplation. i just... i legit want/need this image to be saved on my blog for posterity, you understand.

[gulliesforever]

TW: loud/sudden noises, some lights are colorful and flashy

a highlight reel of the latest JA watch where they chose to watch my suggestions, Storm and Freaky Friday.

i think god is real because this JA watch was exactly everything that I'd hoped for. amir even read the comments. im so glad i got to torture them for 15 minutes and all it costed me was 5 dollars and my sanity

ALSO!!! because it is so insane, i wanted everyone to have a chance to see this shit. watch the full episode here recorded by the lovely @mr-whitebullet because he's cool

[gulliesforever]

THEY GOT TY CHASE BACK AND JAKE ASKED HER TO TAKE COUPLE PHOTOS OF HIM AND AMIR? what is going ON??!!? WHAT DOES HE MEAN>?!?!

[gulliesforever]

shocked that i never transcribed KNOWLEDGE even though i did a recap of it on this blog earlier, so here's an official transcript of it from the japatreon! it's also in the folder that is linked in my masterpost with the rest of my transcripts!

[gulliesforever]

YES, jandawatch is my (guac's) suggestion again (the first and last roadtrip episodes), and i swear i need to make another edit to this episode based on amir hating his life the whole entire time. like after EVERY heartfelt scene, he'd go, "what hat are you wearing" "oh, it's dark in this shot" and i'm LOSING my mind. he's corn-plating his OWN show. talking about everything BUT the content being sweet. i'm coming for you sir.

ALSO i didn't know that Julia Nune's Lullaby was the background song to Jake's flashback, and after listening to the lyrics, i'm SO insane about it????

like...

But I don't mind if you can't be with me all of the time So be on your way. No, that is not what I wanted to say I just want you, no, I need you to stay

what was THAT????? and they're casually just like, "oh yeah julia let us use this song". NO, no, you don't- you can't just say that! what the fuck do you mean?! WHATTTT??

[gulliesforever]

HE CANT WAIT... LITTLE CHIMPMUNK CANT WAIT TO BITE!!!!

[gulliesforever]

jake and amir: apartment scroll transcript from their patreon!! wahoo

janda apartment scroll

Jake and Amir: Apartment Scroll [JAKE AND AMIR ARE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING MUNDANE AND THEN AMIR PULLS OUT A SCROLL] AMIR: TOP TEN APARTME

[gulliesforever]

cw: loud noises, bass boosted

ITS SO FUNNY TO ME HOW THEY REACTED TO THIS WHY DID THEY SAY ALL THIS WHYYYY slgjkSLsdgmsldfg