#jarcher

[starship-squalleater]

Need to cradle a man sooooo gently in my arms and then force a bottle between his lips and order him to swallow it and hold his head soooo tenderly while he does. And I need to do it NEOWWWWW

-Jonathan Archer, Desert Crossing

[dorsiarezart]

Thinking about her..

[whopprr]

jarcher genuinely scares me

[kylerocks444]

Jarcher's third ascension stage looks like she stole Smolters clothes and barely fit into them.

It is literally the most visually unappealing thing FGO put out, I think ever.

[whopprr]

Sisters that finish each other’s words 🥰

[whopprr]

So that’s why she’s a seibahface

TL (nondirect):

Jalter summer: Also, you’re eating too much. Way, way too much.

[lustfulchaldea]

"You're doing a lot of complaining for someone who wants Johanna to crack her so hard she literally started going back to church. Now, do you want galaxycrushing gargantudders that will literally make you incapable of walking, or do you want to be a little bitch?"

Archer Jeanne is much more blunt and direct than Ruler...

[lustfulchaldea]

UNbelievable. You don't want your rack to snap 50x compression tops just because she nutted once?!

Get in the pool. She'll teach you just how this whole relationship is gonna go when your knockers overflow the pool. And your ass too, for that matter!!!