#jaredspadalickme

[johnedmundmulaneys]

jaredspadalickme replied to your post:i am getting way to excited about a pun i’m making...

is it a superb owl pun because get out

yes, yes it is. i made a picture of an owl in a top hat looking all fancy. i am so ready for everyone to groan and hate me tomorrow.

[asortoflight]

jaredspadalickme replied to your post:my friends bought me a going-away pizza.

OH I WANT ONE TOO

GURL U ARE NOT GOING AWAY

[mrsstan]

jaredspadalickme replied to your post:jaredspadalickme replied to your post:today my dad...

i’d choose that moment to remind him that he depends on you and needs to consider his words. wink wink cough.

that's the bad thing, i'm incapable of saying that kind of stuff to my parents because i know how bad they feel about that

[mrsstan]

jaredspadalickme replied to your post:today my dad was like”well, angela, if you really...

OMFG “you are getting old” jessica chastain is fucking 30 and just on the rise recently so0o0o

i was like "uh... " i mean i wish i could be doing whatever i want to do but i need to work to fucking help them with the fucking bills so that's what makes me mad about that comment, like i'm fucking helping you pay for the food and all that so uh, shut up. 

[boydharrisons]

jaredspadalickme replied to your post: I’m painfully in the midst of shark we...

eek! what if your dosage is off? my first dose fucked me up so bad i was nauseous for days.

idk i mean i'm just generally taking the generic kind and my doctor did tell me i need to come back in a month to make sure it's not making my blood pressure go up i just

it sucks so much i'm probably being overdramatic i'm sure plenty of people have it worse than me but cramps are so rare for me and i haven't had my period for real in months and months so my body is really just generally out of whack and sigh it's just frustrating.