#jarring jimbo

[jarringjimbo]

Hello? ... There's just a TV here, where's that weird clown who wanted a sledgehammer?

*muffled crackly sounds come as face slowly fades in*

He- lØ IS Søm- nE TherE Pl- sE HelP!

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

*the towering clown ducks through the door, looking around the seemingly empty store before going over to the cooler of snacks, grabbing as many packs of American cheese as possible*

*Lilly pokes her head out from the cooler*

Oh, hey there! I was wondering if we'd get any customers today, I'll be over there on a minute...

*Lilly scoots past Jimbo careful not to hit him with her crutches as she gets behind the counter*

Hey, have we met before... Wait...

[jarringjimbo]

@macabreintellect KnøcK KnøcK!

[jarringjimbo]

Are you good?

ØH HellØ VøicE IN MY CømputeR BøX II @M DøinG DandY JusT GøinG TØ ThE StørE FøR CheesE DØ YøU NeeD @nythinG?

[jarringjimbo]

jimbo... you aren't crazy enough... you need to be crazy maxxing.... live in your trash dump... litter... become a politician or ceo...kidnap people consensual...

WøW ThesE @rE @lL Gre@T Ide@S! II ShøulD TøtallY DØ @nythinG YøU TelL ME!

[jarringjimbo]

Hey Jimbo, I could get you some bacon mostlys. Leaf it to-Leaf it to me!

ØH MY GøødnesS YeS Ple@sE! II Gøtt@ ImpresS HeR M@jestY WitH MY @bilitY TØ BrinG B@cøN FrøM ØnE Pl@cE TØ @nøther!

[jarringjimbo]

ØH NØ II JusT Re@lizeD! II @M @@ Husb@nD NøW II ThinK WhicH Me@nS II MusT BrinG HømE ThE B@cøN! BuT II DøN'T EveN KnøW WherE ThE B@cøN IS! NøW II I H@vE TØ FinD EggS @ND B@cøN! GøøD GrieF!

[jarringjimbo]

WhY W@S Th@T RudE UnicørN @skinG ME @lL ThøsE FunnY QuestiønS ThrøugH MY CømputeR BøX?