Thinkin’ about a Witcher!AU where Billy’s the Witcher (still honey blond and blue eyed since witchers can have different colored eyes) and Steve is descended from Elves and...something else. Billy doesn’t know.
He just knows that Steve smells nice and is too pretty to be rational. He’s also a goddamn danger magnet. A literal pied piper with his uncanny talent with instruments. Billy gets the surprise of his life when the pretty thing choosing low-lifes for company and trailing after a scum-of-the-earth witcher is a damn viscount with Money™.
But a witcher’s song starts with the ring of coin, and Steve is in desperate need of a body guard. For his own sake...and maybe everyone else’s.


















