#jasonsthots

[jaybirdsdarling]

Hey- HEY- don't call me out like that bro-

You pretend to lean over to lay your head on his chest and sneak a whiff as you’re reaching over but Jason’s not stupid and he’s like did you just sniff my fucking armpit 🧍‍♂️

[tteokdoroki]

Can....can I come to the teaparties? I love them so much .....I don't have a kettle anymore though- my mom kept it 😭

yes !!! especially since you don’t have a kettle anymore :((

[jaybirdsdarling]

What if they're a two ass cheek kinda guy though 🤔 then what? Can't stuff a pillow down there when you standing there naked now can you👏

They will learn 👏 to love my one 👏 ass 👏 cheek’d 👏 self 👏 or else

[jaybirdsdarling]

No kinky shaming- remember people (me) no kinky shaming-

You’re telling me if Jason was laying next to you with his arms behind his head, you wouldn’t be tempted to lean over for a sniff? Thought so 💅

[jaybirdsdarling]

How DARE you hurt my heart like that- Jay is welcome anytime ❤️😭😭😭❤️❤️

Ps. I still love you don't worry- 😘❤️

Sorryyyyy idk why but I like really putting Jaybirb through pain🧍‍♂️Am I sadist or just an asshole

[jasonsthots]

~•Jasonsthots Masterlist•~

!!!MINORS DNI!!!

[DC] 5

For my fellow nerds

Characters I've written for

Jason Todd

Roman Sionis

[My Hero Academia] 1

For my fellow weebs

Characters I've written for

Izuku Midoriya

[tteokdoroki]

I didn't know that we were showing cats today- alright I'll throw mine in- wait that sounds bad-

Her name June- she ran away then came back after whoring around the neighborhood with kittens in her tum- she tried giving birth on me but opted for next to me on the couch (even though she had a bed she could have gone to-) the first pic is after one baby- then she had 4 more. So now I have 5 kittens who are always trying to escape which wouldn't be a big deal- but I live in a bus. So those little cuties assholes were moved into that box only for her to help them out of it and now they are just in a bigger box that is shorter because there is. No. Stopping. Evil. Or cuteness- either or. They claw their way up my leg sometimes.🤗❤️

WHEN YOUR CAT BELONGS TO THE STREETS CJDJD this story was wild from start to finish, but i love all of your kitties and i would smooch the little assholes i could

[tteokdoroki]

How the fuck are you? Anyone who needs destroying today?

AGGRESSIVE LOVIN IM OK BESTIE DOIN MUCH BETTER