#jasper blogs

[furiousjasper]

BIRTHDAY

[goddessjuliawicker]

Before going into the antique business ask yourself

“Do I REALLY like demons?”

[furiousjasper]

Magic Anon of summon Weezer Hurley album thrown square into your face

Get it? hurley??

[furiousjasper]

wait ok so i think i need your help with this one. a ship came in with two little stowaways, being. a hattena? hatter..the final evolution of them. whatever. and a milcery. help. i know nothing about galarian pkmn. get your little boyfriend too. they are both fairy types. hjelp.

-hari

AH YOU MEAN HATTERENE!!!!! YEAH I THINK MY PARTNER SHOULD TAKE OVER. HE IS THE FAIRY TYPES GUY AFTER ALL

I'm honored. Anyways, aren't you Unovan? It doesn't make sense for Galarian Pokemon such as the ones you mentioned to be in a region like Unova. Milcery are quite friendly compared to other fairy-type Pokemon. However, Hatterene are incredibly violent. They are very sensitive to loud noises and emotions, and are capable of pulverizing a trainer such as yourself. Perhaps you should take them to any Pokemon Center or a Professor in your region.

[goddessjuliawicker]

BANKSY CONFIRMED AS A HEDGEWITCH

[goddessjuliawicker]

MARINA IS QUEER IN CANON

[goddessjuliawicker]

Behind the scenes shot provided by Arjun

[goddessjuliawicker]

I’M GOING TO FIGHT HEAD LIBRARIAN ZELDA IN A DENNY’S PARKING LOT

Square up, Library Bitch