#jasper run

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drew some vamps (and a Catholic Dad) All refs are from ukhairdressers.com

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Fearless Vampire Hunter from my nano2016 novel, Bela Lugosi’s Dead: Jasper Run

Age: 31

Ethnicity: Welsh

Orientation: bisexual

Eye colour: green

Hair colour: brown

Current Health Conditions: liver damage, probably; PTSD definitely

Style: Catholic Priest Pretending Not To Be Hungover

Personality: his old friends are all dead and he keeps accidentally making new ones

Hobby: can blow fucking amazing smoke rings

Theme Song: Ways To Love by Jason Webley

Current Concern: how did he get surrounded by all these fucking 20-year-olds and how can he make it stop

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HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

@moreawesomethantheaveragepossum lmao

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DO JASPER FOR THE THING I BEG U

:D

Full Name: Jasper RunGender and Sexuality: Male, BisexualPronouns: He/Him/HisEthnicity/Species: Pathiolan human (liiike…. British…. ish.)Birthplace and Birthdate: Greengrove, late September (except months don’t…. i mean they don’t really do bithdays… whatever it’s. just listen he’s a virgoGuilty Pleasures: uhhhh. probably trashy like wish-fulfillment fantasy books and reality tv lmao. BAKING SHOWSPhobias: Fear Of Commitment lmaoWhat They Would Be Famous For: keeping all these stupid kids alive. like. The Best and Most Put-Upon Team Dad. if he was famous for anything tho he’d be a famous author though yoWhat They Would Get Arrested For: probably like…. stealing traffic cones while drunk or something lmao. but i’ll be real he’s way more likely to have to come to the police station to pick up one of his Various Idiot ChildrenOC You Ship Them With: Lia. also Acer who you don’t know and happiness. security. a long napOC Most Likely To Murder Them: miso; chorus but it would probably (probably) be an accidentFavorite Movie/Book Genre: it’s def fantasyLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: hates Boring Middleclass White Male Author protagonists like….U Can Do Better.Talents and/or Powers: can do magic. like he’s not…. listen he’s not a great magician but he can do magic like that’s not nothingWhy Someone Might Love Them: he’s v good at exasperatedly taking care of peopleWhy Someone Might Hate Them: he tries really hard to seem apathetic n not care abt things that are important so like…. he seems rly lazy lmaoHow They Change: slowly allows himself to admit he cares abt people againWhy You Love Them: he’s such a good Surrogate Dad he needs like a big ol cuppa tea and a long nap. ty for taking care of my children jasper…. i’m so sorry i killed all ur friends lmaoooo

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