#jaudia

[ihatelife22]

Jaudia Incorrect Quotes

Jaune: I'm trash.

Claudia: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

Jaune:

Jaune: You smooth motherfucker.

Jaune: And yes it does.

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Jaune: This date is boring!

Claudia: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Jaune: Then why did you invite me?

Claudia: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Claudia I'll do whatever I want!

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Jaune: Claudia and I are no longer friends.

Claudia: JAUNE THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Jaune: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Claudia: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Claudia: I feel like doing something stupid.

Jaune: I’m stupid, do me.

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Waiter: What would you like?

Jaune: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Claudia: *blushes*

Jaune: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

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Claudia: Can you cut me some slack, Jaune? I’m sort of in love.

Jaune: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Claudia: I’m in love with you.

Jaune: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Claudia: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Jaune: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Claudia, already taking off their clothes: God, Jaune, you’re so fucking stupid.

------------------------------------------------------Jaune: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Claudia: Nope, there's 26. Jaune: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Claudia: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Jaune: You'll get the D later ;).

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Claudia: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Jaune: It was autocorrect.

Claudia: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Jaune: Yes.

[captainderyn]

Had anyone read Incarceron?? Does anyone else ship Claudia x Jared?? No? Do I need to bail out the rowboat myself?

[rj-anderson]

So I just finished re-reading this series...

It’s been a while, and I thought I might be reading into things or exaggerating or even making stuff up, but nope. (SPOILERS under cut)

It is 2018 and Jared Sapiens and Claudia Arlexa still love each other more than anybody else loves anybody in the whole book and possibly the whole world, and every single character in the book knows it because they are THAT OBVIOUS, only they’re both too obsessed with their duty to the Realm and Incarceron (and in Jared’s case, busy dying by inches until the last chapter) to do anything about it. And I mean ANYTHING.

(Speaking of which, I still can’t believe Jared told Claudia to send him an invitation to her loveless and totally superfluous wedding to Finn, ARGH. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING.)

On the plus side I did re-read “The Warden’s Daughter” right afterward to make myself feel better and it holds up pretty well. I just... wish I could convince myself it was canon...

[ohsupernaturall]

Josh asked if he and Claudia are a couple

[skyofblueseaofgreen]

I hate it when you finish reading all the fanfics for your tiny little fandom and your not satisfied but theres literally nothing you can do about it and your mind is telling you to move on to bigger better things but your heart is just like ....*whispers* otp

[ohsupernaturall]

“If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”

[ohsupernaturall]

Josh dedicating his free throws to girlfriend Claudia (x)

[ohsupernaturall]

a fan who met Claudia said "she was just kinda confused but agreed to a picture. i did not mention josh, it was really quick"