#jay's lame

[talkingjay]

it’s been 4 years and i still love tajihana though i think i’m the only one nowadays

[talkingjay]

i bet all the money that i dont have that when Izaya and Shizuo decide to live together, Izaya will throw out every single piece of furniture he owns so he and Shizuo can go IKEA shopping and try to see how many things they can furnish together (with his incessant teasing, ofc) before Shizuo loses his patience and decimates all the newly purchased appliances

"pass me the wrench”

“we don’t need a wrench for this desk, shizu-chan” “besides, the kit doesn’t even have a wrench”

“the picture says we need that mini pipe-looking thing for the screw”

“...shizu-chan, that’s a hex key”

“doesn’t mater what’s it’s fucking called, just give it to me”

“anyway, you don’t use hex keys on screws, you protozoan.”

“I--ZA--YA!”

[talkingjay]

but can you picture hanai in a kissing booth becuz his class needs to fundraise for what they’re doing in the upcoming school festival so the class rep forced persuaded him into the situation, and there’s like a huge line (cuz who DOESN’T want a smooch from very fine baseball captain azusa c’mon)

and then tajima sees this, runs home to get his savings, comes back and blatantly cuts in line with that serious expression he gets whenever he’s bout to pull an amaze in a game and slam all the money down on the counter before demanding “ excuse me i’d like to kiss you for the rest of the day” and

yeah.

[talkingjay]

i thought about tajihana toomuch and started crying oops