#jay-be

[zephyrtisane]

jay-be replied to your post: i made an epicmafia account but i don’t how to...

it’s fun! i can help.

sometime soon yes please :P

[neumme]

jay-be replied to your post: oh god I though about horse shows and now i’m all...

I’M SORRY

You did this to me.

[neumme]

Me: I've studied a grand total of no Madonna.

Ben: blah blah you're bereaved blah she's done so much for pop as a genre blah blah *muffled sounds of deepthroating and bootlicking*

[neumme]

Breadquanda: /laughs like a sexy japanese noblewoman.

[neumme]

On White Knights with pianos:

Ben: hard to tote one of those around

Me: tell me about it :P

Ben: well firstly, a piano tends to be about as big and nearing as heavy as a small Prius, so it's not easy moving it around.

Ben: Secondly, one single person can't hardly move a piano around without like a forklift or something, which would totally invalidate the effort of having a piano, since he couldn't play it.

Ben: Thirdly, a piano toted around would probably lose tonal quality, since just chucking it about would snap strings and probably decapitate someone.

Ben: Fourthly, and finally, he could just play a guitar.

Ben: You have been told about it.

[neumme]

"SUKIE FELL OUT OF HER ENVELOPE."

"YOU STUCK BEN IN THE GLITTER GLUE."

"I LOST KATKA!"

This evening yielded so much insanity our cat wouldn't even sit with us. 

[neumme]

soddingwankers replied to your quote: “It would be like watching an elephant try to...

You STARTED it.

I DID NOT.

jay-be replied to your quote: “It would be like watching an elephant try to...

best sisters

Yes, very true.